Stumbled into a venomous snake rabbit hole on TikTok, and learned you can buy a King Cobra for $1200. I feel like buying a King Cobra should cost more than a French Bulldog.
Pulled up to Chick Fil A on MLK earlier and before I could finish “I got a mobile order for..” shorty said “I got you Zell…”
Idk if I should’ve been flattered or ashamed. Either way I’m sure I’ll be pulling back up again this week. Them frosted lemonades got cocaine in em.
“Counting, doing times tables, brick of David Banner. At the table packin' raw with bad table manners. Break a fiend jaw for stealing, we was housebroken. Real outspoken, my chopper chew with his mouth open. Died with his tongue hangin' out his mouth - - Jordan…”
“Gucci cape for my nigga, he gon' super shoot. They played the wiretap back for me - - I sounded like Magoo.
Told my lawyer cool. It wasn't me.
My nigga brought the work back on his niece. Had it wrapped around her legs like Lebron, icin' his knees…”