Zelo

[🅿️ @the_P_God]

You enter your late 20s and all your PTO goes towards bachelor parties and weddings. That’s it. It’s all gone.

[ؘ @WRLDOFSLUMP]

The Knicks team got so much chemistry Cuz they explored eachothers bodies

[marmot @MarmotRespecter]

> see story about a local girl missing

> her car found abandoned near a really high bridge

> she's 5'10"

ah, they had me for a minute there

[Juan Manson @Jimbo666xL]

2018 VS 2026

[Big Sev @PrinceCharmer_]

No sundresses in sight. Just Sambas and oversized jorts 🥲

[Jordanreviewsittt @jordanreviewsit]

His 3 day weekend is over. Stop the rain and make it sunny for the work week

[Tony Farmer @Tonysmarkettips]

@gkittle46 @gkittle46 ill never call anyone out for chugging beers or call it immature as long as I live if I can get an honest 2 sentence reaction from you on the Dianna Russini situation. You’ve called her reporting out before, I have to assume you have opinions?

[Oluwamucho @MuchoTV2]

I’ve been laughing at this bar for a week now

[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

First woman to buy me the Miller Light World Cup match ball beer holder can have my hand in marriage

[e l l a 🇨🇦 @blondehotcoffee]

can the dentist tell how many times i’ve put a gun in my mouth

[kitty pavlova @kitty_pavlova]

guys who work in office jobs from home: i need like 10000g of protein or i will literally die

guy who actually does manual labor: did yuo know seven elever has a deal where two taquitos free if you get monster energy drink

[Zelo @ZeloBuddy]

Not injured just retarded

[Matthew Bové @Matt_Bove]

Tage Thompson was asked if he was injured.

“I don’t think that’s any of your business.”

[Zelo @ZeloBuddy]

My life goal honestly

[Bazooka Joe ™️ @bazookajoeOG]

Dudes will buy a $95,000 Silverado and the only thing they haul is their fat wife.

[Mike @HabsLaughs]

Hostile barn. The difference from Tampa is startling.

[Image Every May 9 @May9Image]

any. new bags yo’ure working on @Ziploc

[sba @essbeeay]

south buffalo, north tonawanda, clarence

[Zelo @ZeloBuddy]

@BobbyMlRE Only 1 more half of Adelman ever 😍

[Dip Wheeler @DipWheeler]

just applied to JP Morgan.

[jake @wormpuller]

The people are waking up. They’re starting to believe it’s not butter

[duckie @duckiesaf]

seeing leftists who dont like Embiid is weird to me, hating Embiid is a generally right wing take