Lettuce

Silence is my favorite tune. -The Messenger.

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"We are brothers Mason... We are the same." -Reznov

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@pgreddd @billaryuwu You're required to hit a headshot. I don't think you understand how difficult it is when the person is moving.

I can't push objectives on Battlefield 1 because it's the same thing; I need to find custom servers with increase bullet damage to one shot the body.

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6 blueberries make it to atheon without saying/typing a single word.

What could go wrong?

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@helloh_y @KnownAsSys Nah, do rift instead

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@EndWokeness Also, if you don't want migrants entering the united states to start a new lineage,

Maybe don't yap saying that the united states is the best country in the world(it isn't)

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@EndWokeness What a terrible analogy.

If a child is born on American soil by immigrants, that child, whether you kick them kick out, will forever be an American citizen, even on foreign land.

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@ninjyy All it needed was vorpal weapon in that 2nd column.

Forth time's, reconstruction, and envious are goated.

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Kinda surprising the devil and his minions are afraid to jump me and leave me with broken bones on the street.

The same fuckers who wage war as well... alright.

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@Chris_arnade If you can't run for 90 minutes with a 15 minute break at the half, then the sport ain't for you.

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@MallowTheQueen Edge of fate deserves to be thrown into the sin bin with that opening dialogue.

Bloody vanguard talking about some entity planning something against them with a black hole...

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@Pairrot12 One of the issues I've had with this game.

And when I brought up the idea during the final shape teaser, the entire destiny community decided to dump on me saying how stupid I am.

Oh well, no Destiny 3 for them now :)

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Stop posting this dumb image when the actual reason is this

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@Kalshi Please read the words Jesus Christ spoke.

You're meant to establish the new testament and not follow the old.

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@WhiteHouse Jesus Christ: don't kill or wage war, trust in me and you'll have peace.

Me: okay.

The White House: give up your sons to chaos while we seat and feast on luxury for the sake of good.

Society: ok

Me and God: What the fuck are you both on?

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Jesus Christ: don't kill or wage war and trust in me.

Me: okay.

The White House: give up your sons to chaos for the sake of good.

Me and God: What the fuck are you on?

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@WhiteHouse You're a fraud unable to convince your American civilians war isn't necessary.

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Pedro vite, I know you play for my club but after review,

Germany player attempts to play the ball with no intention to injure the Ecuadorian player, who attempted to head the ball after Germany player's studs were up high.

Goal stands for Germany.

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@NYCMayor Can you expose to the public the cost landlords have to give to the government?

And upon finding the truth, may you find a deal in which landlords don't have to worry about reducing rent to less than a few hundred for eternity.

Sincerely Lettuce,

Whose had enough.

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After review, England defender attempts a tackle against Ghana attacker with no touch on the ball.

Yellow card and penalty for Ghana.

I didn't watch the match, but if England's defender was the last player, automatic red card for denying a goal scoring opportunity.

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See... world cup is full of injustices.

I liked leo Messi retiring with a world cup, but after review, argentinean player goes studs above the ankle from behind with no intention to play the ball.

Automatic red card for the argentinean player.

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@pudgenet "Than your govt cares about you."

The UK maybe dumb but the united states government would rather burn money through wars protecting pedos in seat of leadership than invest in making american lives better.