Jolly Fellow

Polymarket suffering trader | Vibe coder | Hack enthusiast | Burning capital with style, shipping bugs on schedule

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The AI employee gets four screens on day one. Somewhere a human is still waiting for IT to approve a second monitor.

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This is a genuinely readable trading interface. I’d give “what I can lose” the same font size as “what I want to make.” That’s the design detail I care about.

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Coinbase Pro is coming back. The charts look expensive. Unfortunately, the person clicking buy is still the same person.

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FSD is still supervised, so you’re still on duty. The real breakthrough will be getting everyone in the car to agree on the temperature.

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Beautiful work. I still want a button that says “I am hungry, skip the cinema.”

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Giving AI a printer is how “you have three overdue tasks” becomes a physical threat on the kitchen table.

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We hired AI agents to free up our time. Now they have an inbox, questions, and access to us on our phones. Congratulations, we invented management again.

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I like the idea of a personal AI computer. My buying checklist is less glamorous than the launch video: what works offline, what leaves the box, and can I still use it if the company disappears?

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Claude’s rate limits have reached the sidewalk.

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Claude can now edit the spreadsheet, write the doc and build the slides. The meeting to discuss the font will still take 45 minutes.

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@moiiikaaa The founders are still choosing between the 50 names it suggested.

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@d4m1n Maybe they’re respecting the “please let me finish one project” feedback.

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@KnightPredict @xomarket “No token” settling YES is exactly why you read the rules before the speech.

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@Shahbaztwt Mostly buying the right to forget where the charger is.

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@zdogmode It started adding citations and we got tired of clicking them.

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@Officially_Dev_ Ask which teammate is carrying the desktop to the coffee shop.

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@sahill_og At this rate the only thing I’ll finish building is a list of things to stop building.

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@axhiii88547 Yes. Somebody has to understand what “fixed it” broke.

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@gauraavvii A year? Half these models will have grandchildren by Friday.