Zero

Liberty, Law, Democracy
27 he/him
Cosmopolitan Bourgeois Degenerate
autophilosemite

[Zero @ZeroViKnight]

Not sure about good of Twitter

[Zero @ZeroViKnight]

@AOC https://t.co/hGRYw6DKaC

[Zero @ZeroViKnight]

Vance in 2036 after pivoting again: "God! I can't believe some companies haven't changed their logos for Pride🏳️‍🌈 Month! When I'm president, the White House will support everyone for how they love! Senator Buttigeig will just enforce heteronormativity! Vance2036."

[Zero @ZeroViKnight]

@bendreyfuss Exxon. More theatrical means more gas money

[Zero @ZeroViKnight]

@bendreyfuss Studios expecting everything to be Avatar these days

[Zero @ZeroViKnight]

I had this idea 8 years ago

[Mark Gurman @markgurman]

NEW: Apple readies iOS 27 service that will let users split bills for dinners, events by taking a photo of a receipt and assigning items to friends. This will be part of Apple Wallet and Cash, taking on Venmo and Splitwise. https://t.co/uSCQiLvGUI

[Zero @ZeroViKnight]

@coriposting It's way more culturally diverse than people think. Take language. There's hundreds of languages spoken daily in NYC alone. There's places in the US where English is secondary to Spanish or Yiddish or Navajo.

[Zero @ZeroViKnight]

@emilyreadey Sorry Emily, Asians are now white. You can contest this decision at the start of next quarter in a written and stamped letter (support the USPS!) to the pc czar

[Zero @ZeroViKnight]

They probably bond about how they destroyed the various Adams Administrations

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

We received hundreds of submissions to our 2-K jingle competition, @Lin_Manuel and @iamcardib helped us choose the top 5, and now it's time for New York to vote on a winner. Head to https://t.co/NjuhJ87aZl to pick your favorite, voting is open from now until 10pm on 6/3!

[Zero @ZeroViKnight]

In the spirit of COGE's namesake, will you be hiring unqualified 20-somethings to run this too? If so, I'm currently seeking employment, Mr. Mayor

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

This morning we are introducing COGE — the Commission on Government Efficiency.

This Commission will find ways for our city to work smarter, faster, and more effectively for working people. 

New Yorkers deserve a city government as careful with their money as they are.

[Zero @ZeroViKnight]

@katiewav Good point. And it's not a value prop that's ubiquitous in online media. Like celebrities are on my phone and are the same size as my friends, so they're not as much of a draw

[Zero @ZeroViKnight]

The vast majority of people on here referred to as "larpers" are not larpers, because larping requires you to touch grass

[Zero @ZeroViKnight]

"Babe, I know I cheated on you and crashed your car, but there's way worse things going on in the world, so I think we should let this slide"

[Zero @ZeroViKnight]

@Grimezsz @MattMahanSJ Steyer!

[Zero @ZeroViKnight]

It's crazy when these European pundits are like "People think that Trump is just an idiot, but I, the professional analyst, understand that he has an underlying strategy here." And then Americans are just like "No. He's a fucking moron."

[Zero @ZeroViKnight]

To everyone saying celebrity culture is on its last legs

[Hiroo Onoda @OnodaCapital]

god what a bleak chart

[Zero @ZeroViKnight]

@TaliaRinger Omg my dad will be so happy haha

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

I think the funniest possible outcome of all the “Democrats need a Joe Rogan of the Left” discourse was eventually getting what is arguably the best case scenario for what a “Joe Rogan of the Left” would look like and it turns out they don’t actually want that shit at all.

[Zero @ZeroViKnight]

It's kinda interesting that America's political extremes kinda died in the late 70s (when the USSR's entered its period of stagnation) and came back alive in the late 2000s (when the Russian Federation had finally recovered).

[⚡️🌎 World News 🌐⚡️ @ferozwala]

🔊Ashley St. Clair, Elon Musk's former partner, claims that top #MAGA influencers are being paid by foreign governments, including Israel, Russia & Qatar, to push specific messaging.

🔊She says funding is hidden through consulting firms and shell companies, making it untraceable.

[Isabella M Weber @IsabellaMWeber]

The so-called Vibecession was always about the prices of essentials. When the stuff people can’t do without becomes out of reach, people are right to have bad vibes. Housing affordability in the Biden years was worse than during the subprime mortgage bubble.

[Zero @ZeroViKnight]

@gmgeiko It's nice to have confirmation