S Tiers
💳 Wirex: 8% (WXT)
→ Elite Ultimate plan + stake 7.5M WXT (~$55K)
→ Realistic rate ~1% for most users
💳 COCA Card: 8% (USDC/EURC)
→ Hold 30K $COCA tokens (Elite tier)
→ 8% on first $10K/month, then 1%
💳 Tria Premium: 6% (USDC)
→ Premium card ($250/year fee)
→ 6% on first $2K/month, then 1%
💳 Gnosis Pay: 5% (GNO)
→ Hold 1K GNO + OG NFT holder (+1%)
→ No staking, paid weekly
💳 Lava Card: 5% (BTC)
→ NO token required ✅
→ 5% on Amazon/Apple/Netflix
→ 3% US / 1% intl on other purchases
→ Most accessible option
virgin ex gf (my gf who is not a virgin anymore) knows the situation and tries to encourage me with messages like this
need you gents to see this shit because what did alf do to deserve a smart, pretty, sweet, innocent young woman
what does she see in alf? only god knows