Zheen The Mean

Kurd . 🇨🇦 . 🇩🇪 .
Junior doc. Health researcher. Comedy aficionado. Chances are I'm being sarcastic.

[Zheen The Mean @ZheenB]

Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I were called Bartholomew, or Giuseppe

[Marques Brownlee @MKBHD]

iOS 17 isn't even announced yet, but today Apple previewed an accessibility feature that allows users at risk of losing their ability to speak to CREATE A VOICE THAT SOUNDS LIKE THEM in 15 minutes integrates with FaceTime, phone calls, etc. No big deal.

https://t.co/LhV4859oLo

[Zheen The Mean @ZheenB]

@StuntmanStace @suesseshelly Weil sie oft geklaut werden

[0⚡7 @0_7_user]

Deutsche Nachbarn

[Professor Ahmed Hankir @ahmedhankir]

Your ‘headspace’ is priceless. That’s why we need to be extremely selective about who & what has access to it. Your mental health is just too precious.

[Zheen The Mean @ZheenB]

@redbullGER Bib vibes, Herzrasen und Stuhldrang

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These are the most fun to type

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@silkincorners @baileymeyers Nope. It's PREH-fuhs. And little stand up recommendation: Gary Gulman mentions it in his stand up set It's About Time. You can check that out if that's your kinda thing :)

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@kbmhihi Nope. Habs auch nicht geschaut und habe es auch nicht vor.

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@dannycat123 @Chubbyy__ @MazeDaMouth

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@Trouble_3010 schaue stand-up comedy

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@NVIDIAGeForce #BeyondFast

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@fuckedupfoods @GaryGulman

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@kateleeknows @JacksonRickun @anothercohen You shouldn't be. A lot of people don't have infinite energy to socialize. I personally only know a few who actively interact with coworkers and still have the energy to socialize with friends and family.

[Zheen The Mean @ZheenB]

@amybarnhorst @KurteL10 why not?

[Dr. Longissimus @DrLongissimus]

Happy Fireworks Day!

[David Juurlink @DavidJuurlink]

For those contemplating a detox or cleanse in the new year, here’s a toxicologist’s explanation of how they work:

They don’t.

[Zheen The Mean @ZheenB]

@StuffHyena @ichhasseveganer Hab auch letzten Monat in Koblenz Keppelcher gehört. Anscheinend bist du nicht die einzige.