Zig Novak

Former rubber room delinquent that they let into trade school for some reason. I can't do your homework for you but I could hijack your car.

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@zo_rivas Guy had it coming, he looked like an ant.

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@zo_rivas Man I still have no idea what he means by that. What an ass.

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Maya made me sit through high school musical and shit man. These people are getting mad pressed over their friends having these normal ass hobbies like dancing and baking. And then singing about it.

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@May_Matlin @zo_rivas Man, this is whiter than Olive Garden. It really is

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@Pacini_Lolaa Sounds lit, send me the vid.

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@May_Matlin If kind of half worked.

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@zo_rivas Oh man, why is degrassi official channel trying to kill us?

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@zo_rivas @May_Matlin Saving this as evidence that we have a relationship and that it's a dynamic.

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If I ever had to take a dive in front of a car for insurance, I'd hire a bird. Those assholes always dive bombing the grill of my car going 60mph and they always turn out fine.

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@May_Matlin I guess I hadn't thought it out that far..

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I logged onto instagram just to call Zoe a sloth, friend goals right there.

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@May_Matlin If you think about it real hard an exorsism is just a priest yeeting a soul from your body.

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@TrisMill Hey man, what's your problem?

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@boohoorichkid @May_Matlin Thanks man. Also which was the civil war? Was that the one with the food rations?

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@May_Matlin Wait who the fuck is Lincoln?

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@May_Matlin dude I'm dying
Female Clinton did racial profieling.

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@May_Matlin Trump did Nazi rallies.

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@May_Matlin Bush did 9/11.

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@Frankie_Holl @May_Matlin It's too late she's already snapchatting me pics of her watching it.