Maya Matlin

Someday I'll be better but for now here are some sad song lyrics. Choose happiness.☆

[Maya Matlin @May_Matlin]

I just need to get these cylinders graduated, God.

[Maya Matlin @May_Matlin]

The look on Jake and Katie's faces when they realized they didn't have to go to the family reunion was priceless.

[Maya Matlin @May_Matlin]

Zig's floor.

that's it that's the tweet

[Maya Matlin @May_Matlin]

@boohoorichkid Good catch! wondering what you were doing up at 4 am but I guess that question sort of answers itself.

[Miles Hollingsworth @boohoorichkid]

July 4:20

[Maya Matlin @May_Matlin]

@zo_rivas @Zig_Novakk Zoë, he can't be stopped. He claims the Cheesecake Factory is gay, and that gay people have their own private mafia. wonder where he got that one from @EsmeSong_

[Maya Matlin @May_Matlin]

@zo_rivas do your thing @Zig_Novakk

[Maya Matlin @May_Matlin]

@zo_rivas to be fair I didn't even know we had neighbors on the other side until people started throwing pizza into their yard.

[Maya Matlin @May_Matlin]

guys I'm really proud of Zig, today he found out that bitcoin is a "what" and not a "who"

[Maya Matlin @May_Matlin]

@kelseypooter @zo_rivas it came clear

[Maya Matlin @May_Matlin]

@zo_rivas No it's literally just us, my sister is out with my mom and Zig is visiting home so we need to stick together. The responsibility of singing and watching Rent is in the palm of my hand.

[Maya Matlin @May_Matlin]

"All I know is we're not getting paid toNIGHT" the muppet singing bohemian rhapsody is me with my band

[Maya Matlin @May_Matlin]

my parents texted me and were like, "Zoe said that it was Shrek's anniversary just so she could put Shrek on again" but I checked and it actually was... mindblown.

[Maya Matlin @May_Matlin]

@boohoorichkid This is College in one tweet.

[Maya Matlin @May_Matlin]

@boohoorichkid I'm so into this reply even though I have no idea what it says.

[Maya Matlin @May_Matlin]

We're not gonna payyyyWe're not gonna payyyWe're not gonna paaaayLAST YEARS RENTTHIS YEARS RENTNEXT YEARS RENT

[Maya Matlin @May_Matlin]

goodbye love in Rent is me when Zig doesn't get groceries.

[Maya Matlin @May_Matlin]

I was listening to calming music on my iPod to fall asleep, and that trailer where Amy Schumer falls off the treadmill will not let that happen.

[Maya Matlin @May_Matlin]

@zo_rivas It even sounds cooler.