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Retweet if this is the hottest @CBSBigBrother contestant ever! If not, who is?!?!

[Jerry O'Connell @MrJerryOC]

If you want to hear COLLECTIVE DISAPPOINTMENT, watch this clip. HAD A BLAST HOSTING #BB26 @CBS

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We need a new nickname. If Julie is CHENbot then Jerry is CONbot.. but that name is already taken by AiTrump!!

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@HolyhandAkyy @ABC Anything but travel with them apparently.

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@Jon_Pardy Zing!

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Hey Twerps!!

@Jon_Pardy told me that for every person who comments on his Twitter feed, he would send me a Dick pic. He didn't say whose Dick. Just a Dick pic.

Let's help him out!

[Jon Pardy @Jon_Pardy]

100K CHALLENGE UPDATE:

-Major grading metric for twitter is COMMENTS! How often I am mentioned!
-RT’s will get eyes, but we need mentions ‼️‼️‼️

I appreciate EVERY SINGLE person who has taken a second to help me.

LETS WIN THIS!! #ACR

-2nd place after week 1!!!

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So, what if I start a GoFundMe to buy Twitter from @elonmusk ?

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So can we all agree that Elon Musk has been the worst HoH in Twitter history?

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Is there anything good on TV tonight?

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How much do we have to donate to what charity to get a hug from @fessyfitness?

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Yet Another Season of the “Who’s Who of Who’s That?!?”

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@alden_aaron No

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So @jamesrhine just offered to "stuff my stocking" for old time's sake. I think I might end up on the Naughty List.

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I went on a date last night. Guy said he was looking for someone with personality. Isn't he lucky that I have several. A couple of them are actually funny too!

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@TheDerekFrazier American? How about Dutch. Learn before you preach.

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@jamesrhine I hope this reminded you of the time that you drunkenly threw up on me while you were "testing my gag reflex".

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@Uber @Uber_Support It's been another two days of silence added to the seven months of waiting. Your apathy is astounding.

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Sorry Twerps! I am seeing someone being treated terribly by @Uber and @Uber_Support.

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Hey @Uber @Uber_Support,
Do you string along everyone who wants to work for you for six months or more? Or just certain people?

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Hey
@Uber_Support @Uber, why does it take you more than 2 weeks to approve a profile pic? @Grindr can do it in less than 5 minutes.

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Does anyone have contacts at @Uber @Uber_Support??

I know someone who has been waiting to become a driver for 7 months and is getting the runaround from them.