Jennifer Juniper

This is the noise that keeps me awake..

[Jennifer Juniper @ZingingCutie]

In the time it takes me to choose a film to watch on Netflix, I could write, produce, and direct my own film.

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Cooper. He likes to eat rocks. But today he didn’t. Wanted to show you he’s maturing. His churlish days are behind him. 13/10

[Mr. Ohmygoodness @doublequibble]

*rammstein guy asking his wife what she wants for breakfast*
do
do hash
do hash browns
do hash browns sound good
do hash browns sound good

[Jennifer Juniper @ZingingCutie]

My Uber driver was driving a pickup truck tonight. He had to help me get in. Most action I've had in weeks.

[Jennifer Juniper @ZingingCutie]

I CAN LISTEN TO A SONG ON REPEAT. DON'T JUDGE ME.
NO, YOU'RE YELLING.

[Jennifer Juniper @ZingingCutie]

@michamontaz I'll keep you up all night when I can't sleep lol.

[Jennifer Juniper @ZingingCutie]

I've been invited to a Super Bowl party. Pardon the silence, as it will actually take me 48 hours to prepare myself to be around people.

[Jennifer Juniper @ZingingCutie]

@michamontaz Umm no, but I will right now.

[Satan @s8n]

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[𝔹𝕝𝕚𝕥𝕫 @ExLife_Coach]

It's like I'm a natural at being unnoticed.

[Chris Chelios @ChrisChelios2]

@CaleyChelios Hello Caley! Dad

[Jennifer Juniper @ZingingCutie]

I haven't done a #ff in forever, but here goes.. There are five accounts I insist you follow.. You'll thank me later.
@BastardProphet
@SirJeremyLondon
@Jake_Vig
@SlenderSherbet
@dog_rates

[Jennifer Juniper @ZingingCutie]

Weird lizard guys are always assholes..as are racist Lady Gagas.. 🤣😂

[Sarge The Destroyer 🦝 @BastardProphet]

Star Wars Episode 1, The Phantom Menace or something, Boston Style.

[Sarge The Destroyer 🦝 @BastardProphet]

A word about the weather.

[Jennifer Juniper @ZingingCutie]

Remember that time I almost died by getting pinned against a fence trying to touch Fred Durst? No regerts.

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

he’s innocent

[Jennifer Juniper @ZingingCutie]

Today, I was in my friend's Kia Soul.. Randomly, after a stop sign, we ended up behind another Kia Soul.. I couldn't help myself.. I said, "It's like we're on a Soul Train." I'm the only one who laughed.

[Jennifer Juniper @ZingingCutie]

So, in college, at Penn State, one of the exchanges was 867..and obviously, my name is Jennifer...so if a drunken douchebag got too pushy, I'd give him my number as 867-5309. True story.

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Tofu. She has infiltrated the shiba ranks. Gained their trust. And will report all intel back to headcorgers. 14/10 they don’t suspect a thing