Zion Curtain

peek behind the Zion Curtain at the silly, strange, and sordid state of Utah with your friends @madison_tayt and nathaniel

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coming soon…

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@smfox @madison_tayt @itslaylas i did not call you stupid. i said you made a stupid comment.
you do not get to whine about “good faith” when you’ve repeatedly engaged in this conversation in bad faith.

[brecht apologist @madison_tayt]

it is! everyone’s being psy-op’d into mormonism through pop culture.

and that’s why you should listen to my podcast on this exact subject that will be released in the coming months.

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@GodCloseMyA10 @madisontayt_ @mattresslessnss you’re talking about teenage girls. PEDOPHILE. YOU ARE A PEDOPHILE.

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@GodCloseMyA10 @madisontayt_ @mattresslessnss emphasis on the GIRL part i’m sure, pedophile

[Gay Guy Pun 💯🤣 @perineumadvcate]

You took my sadness out of context,

[MOIRAI @popularknapsack]

instagram ad i got

[𝐃𝐄𝐕𝐎𝐍™ @Devon_OnEarth]

You're telling me the British Defence Attache to a Desert country is a guy called "Captain Sandy Sandilands"

[tendollar @tendollardanny]

ayatollahs? khomeini of them could there be?

[sean @_sn_n]

Imagine if Al-Qaeda did their thing with the planes two months earlier and the 7-11 PR team woke up to a complete and utter nightmare

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@madison_tayt I would kill you

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If you found Donny Osmond (specifically when he was shirtless in Joseph And The Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat) to be a hot fucking hunky piece of Mormon man meat, you may be entitled to financial compensation.