Zip Tie Guy

Zip Ties can do anything. They can tie things together, save lives and much much more!

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@avilewis Who are you? Why do u keep sliding into my feeds

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@mark_slapinski Nobody likes you……so?!

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@ElectionsAB Elections Alberta Maybe the first thing we should do is overhaul Elections Alberta. Apparently, even our election results operate on Ottawa time.

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@ElectionsAB Wtf is taking so long over 4700 polls have been closed for over 2.5 hours. Those ballots have been counted

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@JustinTrudeau @CanadianForces Get fucked! All u ever did for the troops was make life harder

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@disruptfascism Like what? Your post office? Your tax collectors? Your free loaders? If u won’t miss us we won’t miss u

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@JT___3000 @TheInsiderPaper It’s ok we don’t need you to like us.

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@MeghanMcCain We gottem by the balls! Let’s light more fire and literally smoke them out

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@NASA @NASAArtemis Terrible coverage of this flyby. 2026 you’ve got the best cameras in the world and you couldn’t live stream some good video? You need a major overhaul on what and who presents this to the paying public.

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@CraveCanada why the fuck does your piece of shit app keep logging me out?

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@avatar3news Is that Papyrus?

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@bcndp STFU

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@Dave_Eby Bla bla bla! You’re gone next election cycle anyway. No one is happy in BC

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@JDVance Get fucked

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@MLB who’s the a**hole that scheduled a game 6 on Halloween?
#baseball @BlueJays @Dodgers

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@stayfreeCanada2 Meh

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@DLeBlancNB Let’s vote down the budget and try Pierre for a little while

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@DLeBlancNB So Carney has done nothing and gotten nothing done!

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@MAGAVoice Thin skinned little princess

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@DanScavino @RonaldReagan @MarkJCarney @fordnation Free speech motha fuggas! It’s your rules so we can do whatever the fug we want