Drew

Jesus and jokes. Your RTs mean nothing. I’ve seen what makes you QT. If I follow you, you probably know me.

[Drew @ZipaDeeDrewDah]

Cobra’s rules for Twitter: A Necessary Guide

[Drew @ZipaDeeDrewDah]

I’ve given up on Mounjaro

Constant heartburn and no appetite reduction.

I’ll just be fat.

[Drew @ZipaDeeDrewDah]

I get that everyone outside of Florida is getting a lot of ice and rain and snow.

But next week Florida is going to be cold, and that is the real tragedy.

[Drew @ZipaDeeDrewDah]

*logs onto LinkedIn
*sees gigantic competitors showing off new buildings
*logs off

Lord, it is not envy. It is worry for my people. But it is in Your hands. Bless us and keep us.

[Drew @ZipaDeeDrewDah]

@TheMiddleborne "The Bible isn't true!"

Has anyone told archeology? Because it keeps proving you wrong.

[Drew @ZipaDeeDrewDah]

I have multiple books that I have written in - journals, sales notes, etc.

I think I'm going to read them, keep what I need, and dump the books.

I have not done so up to this point because in my heart, the blank page is a universe waiting to be created. But I think it's time.

[Drew @ZipaDeeDrewDah]

@cobracommandr15 @spreadsheeticus Personally, I'm waiting for rule 67

[Drew @ZipaDeeDrewDah]

I’m sorry but law enforcement shouldn’t leave.

People should obey the law.

[Tina Smith @SenTinaSmith]

A US citizen has apparently been shot by ICE agents in Minneapolis. I’m gathering information, but the situation on the ground is volatile.

ICE should leave now for everyone’s safety.

Please be safe Minneapolis.

[Drew @ZipaDeeDrewDah]

@DrunkRepub @jgmac1106 @GOP Wait. He thinks you’re an influencer??

Bad judgement on his part honestly

[Drew @ZipaDeeDrewDah]

@Nessakins_ I was gonna say… maybe do what the federal agent in front of your car is telling you to do so you don’t get shot.

[Drew @ZipaDeeDrewDah]

@DrunkRepub “White lives matter!”

“You can’t say that, Janice!”

“I’m sorry!”

[Drew @ZipaDeeDrewDah]

@CathyYoung63 This is “just shoot them in the hand holding the gun” level of nonsense, ma’am

[Drew @ZipaDeeDrewDah]

@dsonoiki It is sad all the way around.

[Drew @ZipaDeeDrewDah]

“ICE murdered an American citizen” won’t fly very far outside the Left.

Two reasons:

1. Murdered is the wrong word choice. It denotes an intent that isn’t there.

2. Illegal immigrants have killed American citizens and this level of concern was not shown. It’s a ploy.

[Drew @ZipaDeeDrewDah]

Prayers for the lady’s family.

Prayers for the officer.

[Drew @ZipaDeeDrewDah]

@CompanyHooch Wasting another year of the player's lives.

[Drew @ZipaDeeDrewDah]

Todd Bowles isn't going to be fired, is he?

[Drew @ZipaDeeDrewDah]

@WriteGrlProbs @historybythpint

[Drew @ZipaDeeDrewDah]

I am all for a redemption story, but redemption does not come without repentance.

And repentance does not come without a moment-of-turning-away.

General amnesty? No.

Explaining why you were wrong and how your mind has changes, as well as proof of such a change? Then yes.

[David Klion @DavidKlion]

I know Cea slightly and have always found her impressive and serious. I see that one of her regrettable tweets was a 2018 QT of one of mine, probably also regrettable but long-deleted. As millennials achieve political power, we're going to need a general amnesty on bad old tweets

[Drew @ZipaDeeDrewDah]

I hate to pop the bubble on this fantasy, but that red and yellow won't make it into Louisiana.

Lot of gators would be eating Chinese food in the bayou.

[Mads Frederik Toft @MFT1981]

@P_Kallioniemi Relax. It’s just a map.
If your reaction to this is rage — but you smiled when someone slapped a U.S. flag on Greenland —
maybe you’re the one with the empire fetish.

[Drew @ZipaDeeDrewDah]

So there is an International Pizza Expo in Las Vegas this year and now I'm mad that no one told me about it before.