Zipp Turbo 🇺🇦

Proud father, unworthy husband, and profane. Fuck off if you don't like it. Day drunk and plotting world domination from the toilet seat.❄️🌊

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

It’s still Twitter.
It’s still the Kennedy Center.
It’s still Lake Ontario.
It’s still the Department of Defense.
It’s still the Gulf of Mexico.
And Donald Trump is still a pedophile.

[@Runner_Girl81 @Girl81Runner]

Sadly, we couldn’t see him golf today, but didn’t he do it: a new personal best of 84 on 18 holes unlocked! 🏌️⛳️⚜️

[Pablo Manríquez @PabloReports]

Sharpie kings and queens of the District of Columbia keep adding names to the post.

[Jeremy London @SirJeremyLondon]

This is the way

[Rep. Jack Kimble @RepJackKimble]

I hate to see that we’ve had to raise tariffs on Canada when we have so much in common. We are the only two countries on this planet run by carnies.

[Daniel Mayakovski @DaniMayakovski]

"Lo que ocurre dentro de las prisiones de Israel, es que son un cementerio. Desde que entras no paran de agredirte, me agredieron desde que me arrestaron delante de mis hijos. Tras las palizas no pude recordar la imagen de mi hijo y perdí la capacidad de respirar".

Mujahed Bani, un periodista palestino de 37 años, que fue brutalmente torturado por "Israel" hasta perder la memoria y no poder respirar, por las torturas sufrió un derrame cerebral y perdió parte de su craneo.

Ni siquiera tenían pruebas contra él, solo era un periodista que denunciaba los crímenes de "Israel"... cosa que no hacen los mercenarios de la prensa occidental que ocultan estas barbaridades y tenemos que ser nosotros quienes las denunciemos.

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

He has Nazi tattoos and sexually assaulted some women but you can't tell if I'm talking about Graham Platner or Pete Hegseth

[Zipp Turbo 🇺🇦 @ZippTurbo]

HE NEEDS TO GO! He's clearly partisan and obviously compromised.

[Suzie rizzio @Suzierizzo1]

This reporter caught Justice Clarence Thomas in the halls and asked him who he had been speaking to and if it was Speaker Johnson and he kept acting like he couldn’t hear her question because he knows he was speaking with Speaker Mike Johnson. He continues to lie just like Trump

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

Whether it’s Obama attracting 1.8 million people to his inauguration or Trump attracting 80 people to his 250th anniversary celebration, both presidents attracted unusual numbers of people to their signature events.

[Rep. Jack Kimble @RepJackKimble]

Do you think Biden or Obama could have put this on? Please.

[Boston Smalls @smalls2672]

No. Its just evidence that for my entire lifetime republicans can't govern and every republican president of my lifetime has driven the country into the ground. Only for a democrat to come in and clean up the mess and just as things start getting better republicans give you an enemy to hate. a migrant person, or trans person. A gay person. Abortions, etc. And everytime you chowderheads cant help yourself and decide to vote out ppl who actually govern. Are dems perfect, no? Is it a uniparty? No.

Thats just what embarrassed republicans say who have their head so far up their ass they're looking at the back of their teeth. The base (you) have demonstrated time and time again they cant actually think for themselves because the permission to hate ppl that republicans give you and their base is too enjoyable to give up. You fucks dont give two shits about this country, its values or constitution. You literally did everything you could to get a guy elected who attempted an actual coup after he lost an election then you have audacity to be like, "oh its a uniparty. Both sides are the same." Na bitch, youre just stupid.

Go fuck yourself.

[Vatnik Soup @P_Kallioniemi]

@RepLuna Russia invaded Ukraine.

The war ends as soon as Russia leaves Ukraine.

It's as simple as that.

[LateNighter @latenightercom]

Jimmy Kimmel infiltrates Trump’s cabinet meeting to help heap praise on “Mr. P”—and his work with extraterrestrials, or however that word's pronounced.

[Auntie Ifa Charitie Hartsig 🌷⚖️🌵 @CharitieHartsig]

Out of the mouths of babes!

[Don Winslow @donwinslow]

Do You Remember America Before Trump?

NEW VIDEO! WATCH! TAKE OUR COUNTRY BACK.

Let's get this to 1 million views fast.

Please retweet and quote tweet.

[spin 🇺🇸 @spinfisher]

I used to think children cried the most.
Nope. It’s MAGA men.

[Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @NotHoodlum]

Opening the Strait of Hormuz by @jordanklepper

[Rebecca Aguilar (on Blue Sky & LinkedIn) @RebeccaAguilar]

Everyone COPY this video, share it far and wide. Paramount Skydance billionaire baby David Ellison can’t handle that Stephen Colbert is getting millions of views . @Youtube we will cancel our subscription as we did when we dumped @paramountplus.

[𝐌𝐚𝐥𝐜𝐨𝐥𝐦 @Malcolm_Pal9]

What are your views on this?

Do you agree?

[Gandalv @Microinteracti1]

Abraham Lincoln got shot in the head and still managed to keep the country together. Franklin Roosevelt ran the entire Second World War from a wheelchair. Eisenhower defeated Hitler and then, just to stay busy, built 48,000 miles of motorway. Kennedy looked at the moon, said “we’ll have that,” and inside a decade they did. Reagan stared down the Soviet Union until it simply gave up and went home.

Two hundred and fifty years. Forty-six men. Men who stormed beaches, split atoms, faced down nuclear annihilation over breakfast and then filed sensible paperwork about it afterward.

And then, after all of that, the entire accumulated weight of American history, the most consequential democratic experiment the world has ever seen, produced this.

A television review.

No Mars landing. No cure for cancer. No Soviet empire dissolved before lunch. Just a man in the White House, in the year 2026, informing the internet that a CBS chat show host had no talent.

That is what 250 years of American greatness built. America should be deeply, permanently ashamed of itself.

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