Tim

I am polite and rarely late. Be yourself ✌

[Tim @Zippy_Blips]

Things I say too much:
- It's lit
- bet
- livin the dream
Things I don't say enough:
- rad
- bogus
- I'm going ghost!

[itswill @WILLIESUEDE]

when he said this is Sparta it was actually epic

[Yú Cuàn (竄籲) @YuCuanIllini]

Shut fuck bastard man refrain speak poor of Illinois glorious institution

[Tim @Zippy_Blips]

@SharkeyJoe 🫡 I fly out to Vegas Thursday for my first non-work trip out there since I was 21

[Tim @Zippy_Blips]

Found a good one 🫶

[Tim @Zippy_Blips]

It's so cool that you can mute and block an advertisers account, but Twitter will just keep drenching you in ads from that account 😃👍

[Tim @Zippy_Blips]

I told myself I wouldn't crush on Elle Fanning and here I am

[Old Man Rattle @OldRattleMan]

my pillhead uncle is trying to hire a samurai to assassinate his parole officer

[addison raetheon @ITARviolation]

a white boy in motion stays in motion

[Mark @AgingRanchHand]

My manager just added "tarring and feathering" to my outlook calendar. This can't be good

[Jacob Infante @jacobinfante24]

NEWS: In a recent interview with GQ Magazine, #Bears RB Kyle Monangai revealed that his favorite meme is “Big Chungus.”

“It’s a classic,” Monangai explained. “Any time I see that goofy rabbit, I get a big smile on my face. Funny as hell.”

[Tim @Zippy_Blips]

I'm convinced that people get some sick satisfaction out of making plans, making small talk for a week, then canceling and ghosting. It's so fun and quirky 😃

[Tim @Zippy_Blips]

I love that Tim Meadows just gets to do a bit the whole time he's on screen in Peacemaker

[Tim @Zippy_Blips]

Sitting down at the piano to jam after my post-work walks 👌

[Tim @Zippy_Blips]

Even when you know it's coming, getting broken up with sucks

[Tim @Zippy_Blips]

@AP_FromDET Bro I filled up today and I SWORE it was 2.99 like yesterday 😭

[Tim @Zippy_Blips]

I don't post much on socials these days. Hope yall are well

[Scoob @Scoobydouchebag]

Your hog is looking positively Lovecraftian today, homie

[goma @soigomaa]

Imagine Pinocchio roasting you for 5 mins straight & his nose hasn't moved an inch