Zo Loft

self perpetuated misery

[Zo Loft @Zo3young]

I don't think Urban Meyer masturbates, I think he just yells at himself in the mirror.

[@[email protected] @Imani_Barbarin]

This is what we mean when disabled people say you being “inspired” by disabled people and their family just means y’all celebrating systemic failures the evidence of which you all walk by each day, but celebrate us for “overcoming.”

[Zo Loft @Zo3young]

The titanic remains an anti capitalist ally

[Zo Loft @Zo3young]

In the summer you can spill water on your face as you drink it and not be judged. This is my time.

[Zo Loft @Zo3young]

There are Pitbull millennials and there are Sean Paul millennials

[Jennifer Jenkins @Jenkins4Florida]

Let me rewrite this for you:

"Professionals whose average salary ranks 48th in the nation rushed to earn $3000 by taking a propaganda course written by Hillsdale College to help pay their homeowners insurance."

[☆ ‧dreamboy··‧̩̥˟͙冬˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

goodbye lgbt community, we had a great run. 💓

[Ali B @wtflanksteak]

*I'm not learning how to spell his name at this point

[Trill Burr @ReloadedJu]

This nigga Allen Iverson be drawin his ass off

[Muttski @muttskiSRL]

You have to get rid of one of these FFIX characters:

[Zo Loft @Zo3young]

Netflix thought we were loyal because they used to have us waiting on the mail for a single DVD. But we have options now

[Zo Loft @Zo3young]

We know who Gohans real dad is

[Zero Gravity 💫 @Z3RO_GRAVITY_]

Without Goku Motivating Gohan in this battle everyone on earth would be dead

[Zo Loft @Zo3young]

Humans chose icebergs and that's why we all gonna die

[outlandish thug @michaelhirschbb]

one’s gotta go

[Film The Police LA @FilmThePoliceLA]

I whispered “fentanyl” and the cops ran. They’re still running.

[Zo Loft @Zo3young]

Can I put publicly that having MONO AND COVID AT THE SAME TIME & both for the first time is fucking horrible

[Zo Loft @Zo3young]

This was in someone's product promotion thread after a *hit tweet* and mannnnn lol

[triste 🛷 @tamphopho]

learn about communism at https://t.co/6grPZPFZv6 !!! free ebooks and cheap paper copies of beautifully typeset texts available now !!!

[David AttenBruh @AlHendiify]

Whenever I hear folks suggest introducing a novel species to an ecosystem to fix an ecological/economic problem I think of this silly headline

[Erica Smith, M.Ed. @ericasmithsexed]

Yesterday I reassured someone that "taking turns" w orgasm during partnered sex is REALLY NORMAL & something many people (& nearly all queers) do. The myth of the simultaneous hetero orgasm has ruined us!!! It's not awkward or unsexy to take turns making sure we're all satisfied.

[Zo Loft @Zo3young]

Ok I like AI now

[shreya @shreyabasu003]

Oh my god