Zoë Jane

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[🎩Laird of the Manor🎩 @LairdOfThManor]

A small public service announcement from the Department of Things That You Should Know…

It has not “peeked” your interest.
Nor has it “peaked” your interest.

…It has piqued your interest.

You are not “phased” by something.
You are fazed by it.

If you’ve had a long day, you are weary.
If you suspect someone is an idiot, you are wary.

It is “due course”, not “do course”.
“Per se”, not “per say”.

And while we’re here, it’s “could have”, not “could of”, but that particular battle may already be lost.

Thank you for your attention during this brief outbreak of grammatical housekeeping.

This has been a @LairdofthManor announcement.🎩💙

[Big Timi @OrevaZSN]

Some Twitter users don't even tweet, they just retweet, laugh, and have fun.

[⛧ @Rainclips__]

twitter is like a psych ward with no staff

[Roan @bigmanroan]

Bon on a walkie talkie:

[Zoë Jane @Zobe_93]

Got diagnosed with pcos AND endometriosis today.

Double homicide.

[Zoë Jane @Zobe_93]

I forgot my lunch

[Zoë Jane @Zobe_93]

Heated up salmon in works staff room microwave. Yesterday was tuna. Tomorrow might be kippers, stay tuned to see if they fire me 🫡

[Zoë Jane @Zobe_93]

@yettygaming

[Zoë Jane @Zobe_93]

It also takes 2 damn days to make therefore I will no longer be complaining at the price of sourdough in stores.

[Zoë Jane @Zobe_93]

Nobody ever tells you just how delicious sourdough is once you’ve baked it. It’s a trap. Give all your sourdough to me and save yourselves

[Zoë Jane @Zobe_93]

32 🥳🎉🎂

[Liv @Liv_Agar]

That was a nice hour long twitter scroll. Feel much worse as always. See you guys tomorrow

[Zoë Jane @Zobe_93]

Ok I forgot to update this, because I know everyone is so keen to know, but I’m now in the air 🤪 11 hours to go

[Zoë Jane @Zobe_93]

T-minus 9 hours until the big move 😰

[🎃Case🎃 @Cactuscali19912]

Oh you want me to work....in December? When there's sugar plum fairies dancing and chestnuts roasting on an open fire. Get real.

[Zoë Jane @Zobe_93]

Fuck it. Australia booked.

[Zoë Jane @Zobe_93]

@EricSFW Sending you both all my love, praying you get some answers and she’s on the mend soon 🥹🩵

[Zoë Jane @Zobe_93]

My talent knows no bounds

[Zoë Jane @Zobe_93]

@yettygaming Ok, now what

[Zoë Jane @Zobe_93]

3 hours in the tub and I’ve just added more hot water. Momma didn’t raise a quitter.