Zoe Boray

[Zoe Boray @Zoboray18]

Update: Jason X did not successfully predict the future.

[Zoe Boray @Zoboray18]

we officially have 364 days left to see if Jason X successfully predicted the future

[Zoe Boray @Zoboray18]

Smile Dip or Cactus Juice?

[Zoe Boray @Zoboray18]

@JudiciaryGOP They tried to get a non AI version but Trump began melting when he touched the water

[Zoe Boray @Zoboray18]

I love shuffling my liked songs cause I was listening to Bulletproof by La Roux and now I’m listening to To Life (Reprise) from Fiddler on the Roof

[Zoe Boray @Zoboray18]

When they mean it when they say uuli-up shigolette

[Zoe Boray @Zoboray18]

About to film a 2 hour oner!!

…..i’m recording a play

[Zoe Boray @Zoboray18]

@themattcard I’m doing a complete unknown (watching every showing of A Complete Unknown on the day it comes out)

[Zoe Boray @Zoboray18]

Emi about to say something completely unrelated: “this exactly connects to what we’re talking about…”

[Zoe Boray @Zoboray18]

*me and my sister agreeing we’re the only sane ones in our family as if she doesn’t speak in literal riddles about 30% of the time and I didn’t just run through the rain with an uncovered bowl of plain ground beef*

[Zoe Boray @Zoboray18]

my bus driver just pulled over on the side of the highway and stepped out wearing rubber gloves, any guesses?

[Zoe Boray @Zoboray18]

pulling up to the function with a wide mouth mason jar of black coffee

[Zoe Boray @Zoboray18]

@caseysdoinked I do

[Zoe Boray @Zoboray18]

Just remember, people you know are more scared of you than you are of them

[Zoe Boray @Zoboray18]

Me on the first day of rock climbing club: ok so my fun fact is I have no grip strength, upper body strength, or endurance… oh and I’m scared of heights

[Zoe Boray @Zoboray18]

Just thinking about how Steve Buscemi’s eclipse glasses would have one cracked lens

[They Were In This? @theywereinthis]

just woke up and realized the first episode is out.

https://t.co/2szfAysqbL

[Zoe Boray @Zoboray18]

we’ve all heard of Occam’s razor, but have you heard of Occam’s blunt ass object?

[Zoe Boray @Zoboray18]

was that lightning or did I blink wrong

[Zoe Boray @Zoboray18]

“it’s a 3 hour and 20 minute film where almost nothing happens and it’s probably the best piece of cinema in existence”

[Zoe Boray @Zoboray18]

mustache won but it’s just because they didn’t put on skynyrd

[Zoe Boray @Zoboray18]

help I’m at a pie eating contest and idk how I got here