Matt Card

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why do they call him yogi bear if he doesn't even play sports?

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happy tweet-iversary 6 lol

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is this thing on haha lol

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@OfficalMcCarthy i think she likes you bro.

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jack black as steve: the body of christ!

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csi: cramer, seinfeld, ilaine

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one again, i watched at least one movie a day for the entirety of 2024, here are some of my favorite movies i watched this year 🧵

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nobody at the new years party has any takes on oj simpson. i told all of them that their resolution should be to read more books.

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currently trying to figure out how i can turn off motion smoothing on my family’s tv without making a scene. happy thanksgiving.

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fuck it really is like rocky 6.

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this is just like rocky 6.

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this is just like rocky 6.

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happy tweet-aversary 5 lol

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is this thing on haha lol

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@OfficalMcCarthy i’d consider you armie hammer the way you gobble down human meat.

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fuck they gentrified shooting dice

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if beer tasted like chocolate milk i'd drink them more.

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i remember!

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those people that do kamala impressions are really good she sounds just like them.

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amish kid getting grounded:
“that’s it. tv for a week.”

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@Zoboray18 at that point you’d call it a complete known.

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who else doing a complete unknosferatu?

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Robert Eggers’ ‘NOSFERATU’ and James Mangold’s Bob Dylan biopic, ‘A COMPLETE UNKNOWN’ will both be released in theaters on Christmas Day.

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on the cusp of convincing someone that larry the cable guy testified during the oj simpson trial.