@FedEx why are you accepting shipment in china at hong kong when you know full well youre not able to move them? i have parcels waiting to come to south africa for ages now. its a massive hub get your business together or stop accepting parcels
Almost one year ago, I launched one of the earliest @clankeronbase coins just for fun; a meme token called BUTTER 🧈
It was a Rick & Morty reference poking fun at the bot’s eternal despair that its only purpose was to deploy tokens.
Anyway, I see that it’s suddenly pumping today… I guess we’ve reached that part of the cycle 😆
To be clear, it was just a one-off meme. I don’t own any tokens, but it still cracks me up. Clank! Clank!
The “Scammer Bromance”
@JakeGagain, @JamesWynnReal, and @crypto_bitlord7 has become the blueprint for coordinated shilling, narrative hijacking, and retail extraction across Solana and BNB.
They hype "“organic”" coins like $KITKAT, $YEPE, $BSC, $MONG, $MOONPIG, and $BUTTCOIN while tagging, streaming, and defending each other in perfect sync, always branding themselves as “anti-cabal,” while operating like one.
They’ve also started using the exact language people want to hear:
Presenting themselves as protectors, as the “good guys,” as being “for the people.”
Lie until they believe it.
Spread so much conflicting information that everyone gets confused.
It’s the same tactic populist movements in politics are using today, just weaponized for crypto.
Why? Probably because something is shifting.
People are finally starting to wake up, as our exploding @MastrXYZ stats (and not only) clearly show.
And of course, they suddenly they want a piece of the cake.
$KITKAT was their latest “rescue” coin: bundled, launched hours after the first version, pushed through giveaways and “community”.
$YEPE followed the same playbook; Wynn allegedly created and dumped it while Jake and Bitlord fueled the “#BNB Pepe” narrative.
$MOONPIG and $BUTTCOIN were “solo” Wynn shills, later defended by Bitlord, despite on-chain proof of dumps exposed by accounts like @MastrXYZ and ZachXBT.
The list is far from complete.
Their formula never changes:
Bitlord launches or vamps a coin under the “organic” mask.
Jake amplifies it via streams and deletes the CAs when charts collapse.
Wynn shills aggressively, claims “massive longs,” then exits quietly through side wallets.
And of course, these coordinated scam shills appear right when markets rise. Perfect timing.
Naturally, degens and newbies ape into this garbage the same week my viral “fuck you” rant or "The Rot of Crypto Twitter (Crypto X)" hit thousands of likes, where we exposed how crypto is being manipulated both by institutions and scammer KOLs.
The irony writes itself. Most will never learn.
If you somehow made money from their calls:
Congrats, you’re the exception.
But don’t defend these clowns.
You are part of the problem.
Only when these scammers no longer have an audience and real projects and teams start to succeed, will we be a little closer to what this space was meant to be.
Such KOLs are the reason the trenches are dry, scammy, and bleeding trust faster than ever.
— by $MASTR
It's time to get bald (and based)
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