Zoe Spence

| She/her | thespian | socialist |

[Zoe Spence @ZoeSpence92]

@seafoamghost So excited to see you!!! 😍

[Zoe Spence @ZoeSpence92]

@fesshole @forrealTuesday class idea this

[Zoe Spence @ZoeSpence92]

@Sopppppph The only thing I've ever used clove oil for is to euthanise some fish 😂

[Zoe Spence @ZoeSpence92]

@KidsWriteJokes @forrealTuesday

[Zoe Spence @ZoeSpence92]

Baby is in his bouncy chair in the kitchen and Evie is pointing out every single thing in there and telling him how it is either a drum or a hazard.

[Zoe Spence @ZoeSpence92]

I got a 4.5 hour chunk of sleep tonight and I feel ALIVE

[Zoe Spence @ZoeSpence92]

God it's like the old UHA arguments innit

[Kate @snarky_kate]

Back when we were more French.

[Zoe Spence @ZoeSpence92]

@Sopppppph @smoorikins

[Zoe Spence @ZoeSpence92]

Genuinely one of the things I'm looking forward to when I marry Evie will be all the Mrs&Mrs stuff, like how cute

[Zoe Spence @ZoeSpence92]

@Sopppppph I feel like they're a standard hen party requirement so yes 🍆

[Kids Write Jokes @KidsWriteJokes]

Q. what do you think i am talking about - somthing that smells like an elefants bum, looks like a oger and eats rubish.

A. you HA HA

[Tuesday @forrealTuesday]

Those films are essentially a pastiche of a satire, and they're not clever enough to achieve that lofty goal

[Zoe Spence @ZoeSpence92]

If Evie or I put a hand gently on my belly we can feel the baby lean into it ❤️ midwife says we'll have a cuddly one! 🥹🥰

[Zoe Spence @ZoeSpence92]

@Sopppppph @Tesco What a fuckin treat. Gonna go all out next birthday

[Zoe Spence @ZoeSpence92]

@Sopppppph @depopdrama Brutal 😂

[Zoe Spence @ZoeSpence92]

@eloiset280 @forrealTuesday I just know they're gonna be murder on my back and hips in like a week 😅

[Zoe Spence @ZoeSpence92]

At the point of pregnancy where @forrealTuesday is considering having emergency babybel on them at all times just incase I need a boost (e.g. if I get stuck walking up a slight incline) 🥰

[Zoe Spence @ZoeSpence92]

@SharkOfTheWeek Omg I have the same fairy lights too I never noticed that before!

[Zoe Spence @ZoeSpence92]

@ashleaannt Genuinely makes the pain worth it ⭐

[Zoe Spence @ZoeSpence92]

Pregnancy is hard but it suits me so well

[Zoe Spence @ZoeSpence92]

@seafoamghost I got the glow, which is worth all the pain tbh cause I am ⭐stunning⭐