Tuesday

i don't even like beans that much 🟨🟥

[Tuesday @forrealTuesday]

I have been vegetarian for years and on-and-off vegan throughout, because I care about the environment and more specifically because I care about protecting innocent lives where I can.

Due to these priorities I will not hesitate to eat the rich, the fascists or the cops.

[Tuesday @forrealTuesday]

Those films are essentially a pastiche of a satire, and they're not clever enough to achieve that lofty goal

[Tuesday @forrealTuesday]

@JaneEvansPhD @makesmilk Insufferable.

This is about people who are breastfeeding and have been guilted into either not drinking when they'd like too or stop feeding because they drank, it's not about you if you don't drink so why even bother complaining about one word of a tweet thats irrelevant to you

[Tuesday @forrealTuesday]

Fondly remembering that happy and proud time, before we found out cribs and cots are actually different things 🫠

[Zoe Spence @ZoeSpence92]

We have all the Big Things for our baby (pram, car seat, crib and moses basket) and we've spent less than £30 so far. We are gonna be so GOOD at this!

[Tuesday @forrealTuesday]

@ZoeSpence92 well, we will never worry our kid feels too hot...

[Tuesday @forrealTuesday]

@jxrdxnsvcks @fudgymacfarlane @Ottawan81 @fesshole Just say "sorry I don't have any tea or owt in, help yerself to water though if you need it" and it's the same thing innit - it's just 'bout being nice to folk who's in the house

[Tuesday @forrealTuesday]

@VentiSamBailey @RottenInDenmark Recently picked this up in an airport when we had a delayed flight and it's such a bizarre read - definitely not the worst but still an atrocious book

[Zoe Spence @ZoeSpence92]

IM GONNA BE A MAMA WITH @forrealTuesday

[Tuesday @forrealTuesday]

This little freak makes me so happy

[Tuesday @forrealTuesday]

@Noodlepotamus Helps that there's an exceptionally attractive member of staff working this afternoon I'm sure 😘

[Tuesday @forrealTuesday]

@Noodlepotamus You're so fancy 🥰

[Tuesday @forrealTuesday]

@Noodlepotamus @WholesomeMeme 🥰

[Tuesday @forrealTuesday]

@YBuckleys Buckleys for Communism, Cocktails for All ❤️

[Tuesday @forrealTuesday]

I work in the arts 🙃

[Tuesday @forrealTuesday]

@ThePaulStatham @DmodosCutter Crickey Paul, I'm sorry that all sounds like such a mess! If you manage to get ahold of the test packs it explains everything in the box and we've been being told for ever now that the LFT is for when you DONT have symptoms, you want a PCR when you are actually feeling rough!

[Tuesday @forrealTuesday]

@Noodlepotamus don't even worry about it! I got real careful real quick afterwards ☺️😘

[Tuesday @forrealTuesday]

No recipe ever bothers to specifically say "also while peeling the veggies peel some of your own thumb too" but I actually feel quite powerfully confident that actually I'm improving on the very concept of cooking right now 💀

[Tuesday @forrealTuesday]

Playing the soundtrack to Rent to wind everyone up in work but the only person miserable about it is me 😭

I got complaints for Hadestown and Jesus Christ Superstar but this they're okay with, truly never have wished so deeply that I had hiring and firing powers.

[Tuesday @forrealTuesday]

@Noodlepotamus Right?! I wanted to go further with the Green and Red wallpaper but I was running out of stock that could look as passably festive as the set up 🌲

[Tuesday @forrealTuesday]

They laughed at me for my certificate in professional shelf stacking but I've spent my day cutting up colourful paper and rearranging books so the jokes on them ("them" being the fools who now have to pay me a tenner an hour for this absolute joke of a job)