ZOE

Sorry for anyone who witnessed the slut who hacked my account

[Earl Dibbles Jr @EarlDibblesJr]

Just wanna fish and ignore all my problems

[ZOE @ZoeStevens4]

I still smirk like an annoying teenager when your name pops up on my phone screen....

[ZOE @ZoeStevens4]

May can’t come soon enough.

[Earl Dibbles Jr @EarlDibblesJr]

I need a hug....e amount of beer

[Sarah @PrincessSara_22]

My co worker is going to China by herself and when I asked her why by herself she said "if I wait on people to travel with me I'll never go anywhere" if that's not big dick energy idk what is

[relatable @byreIatable]

Ever since college, that spongebob episode where he has to write an essay and ends up burning his house down to escape it is too relatable

[relatable @byreIatable]

I’m trying to hit the books but the books are hitting back

[relatable @byreIatable]

“This isn't homework you can just do the night before it's due"

First of all yes it is

[Earl Dibbles Jr @EarlDibblesJr]

In a world of yee haws,
be a yee yee.

[Earl Dibbles Jr @EarlDibblesJr]

Need a beer and the weekend.

[relatable @byreIatable]

College goes from 0 to 100 so fast. You go from just hanging out for a few weeks then all of a sudden you have 3 exams 5 quizzes 4 speeches and 7 papers due in 2 days

[Earl Dibbles Jr @EarlDibblesJr]

Say what you want about the country but nobody retires and moves to the city.

[Earl Dibbles Jr @EarlDibblesJr]

Just rescued some beer. It was trapped in a can.

[Earl Dibbles Jr @EarlDibblesJr]

Be the person your dog thinks you are.

[Earl Dibbles Jr @EarlDibblesJr]

The only thing that's clear to me is moonshine

[Earl Dibbles Jr @EarlDibblesJr]

A redneck walkin' into Bass Pro Shops gets more excited than a 12 year old girl at a Justin Beaver concert .

[Zac Brown Band @zacbrownband]

Chicken Fried 🤷‍♂️ https://t.co/WCD6u3hoVo