Zoë Kent

unapologetically lactose tolerant

[paddle @ipaddlearound]

whoops lost myself for about eight years there

[pea @postingtime]

no one will ever warn you about 3pm on a tuesday

[Keara Sullivan @superkeara]

Your password must contain two characters who talk to each other about something other than a man

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

heyyyy does anyone know when i’ll learn my lesson

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

they should invent a way out that isn’t through

[PIKO @pogobang]

“get his ass” is so hilarious. its like the modern version of “seize him”

[sensory homunculette @myfriendcallie]

This can’t be the same through that the only way out is

[Zoë Kent @Zoe__Kent]

UNSPOKEN??? Y’all, I was asked 6 times about it YESTERDAY.

[Hadas Weiss @weiss_hadas]

i’ll stop at this complicated part, tackle it w fresh eyes tomorrow

next day: wtf

[Noor ✭ @Noorthevirgo]

I love evil women. Traumatize these men back

[Mr. Chau @Srirachachau]

Fourth base is removing the ribbon that keeps her head on

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

I wish I could call my dad's therapist and be like "hey what exactly are you working on over there???"

[merritt k (not really here anymore) @merrittk]

i no longer wish to be resilient. i want good things to happen to me

[matty healy is the GOAT @therumblinggg]

ending my bloodline w me.

[beth @bethleeeeeeee]

your honor that bitch is a weirdo

[kpg @notoriouskpg]

jokingly asked my coworker why the flag outside our building was at half mast today and he completely seriously said “for James Earl Jones i think?”