Zoe Oakes

Marketer, adrenaline-fuelled adventure enthusiast, lover of words, fitness and midget gems.

[Zoe Oakes @Zoeo79]

@VodafoneUK been on the line waiting for customer service for 25mins. Was sent a new phone a couple weeks ago. Microphone has never worked without headphones

[Zoe Oakes @Zoeo79]

#celebrityisland Pete doesn't want to be known for being on reality TV so goes on #RealityTV to disprove it. 😂 Got bitten by tiny #shark with no #teeth #sharklives matter #terriblevegitarian

[Zoe Oakes @Zoeo79]

Spending my time thinking about the right consistency for #buttercream #baking #takingahobbytoofar

[Zoe Oakes @Zoeo79]

@HMRCcustomers How do i do that?

[Zoe Oakes @Zoeo79]

@HMRCcustomers Was on hold for 20mins. Finally got my utr just to be told I don't need to fill out a tax return if my profit from rental income is less than £2500! After trying to get a utr, register and fill out the return for 2months! Then we get cut off! How do i register the income? #tax

[Amnesty UK @AmnestyUK]

Our hard-won rights are under threat. You don’t have to be pro- or anti-Brexit to see that without reform the #EUWithdrawalBill is set to substantially reduce rights in the UK. https://t.co/sCMXc6geAm

[NHS Blood Donation 🩸🩹 @GiveBloodNHS]

Help to beat cancer. We need new blood donors to provide life-saving treatment https://t.co/LZzzErgYWx

[Zoe Oakes @Zoeo79]

@Loreal magic retouch - not sure you're getting it's 2018 and I can be seen on the treadmill no matter the state of my hair. Yes, even if an attractive man walks in. #gasp #feminist

[Zoe Oakes @Zoeo79]

@Tesco Really appreciate your quick and efficient response. I was really stressed by it at the time, but I'm happy not to make her day as miserable as she made mine on Monday. Thanks again, but happy yo leave this here (now that I know I'm not actually being fined!)

[Zoe Oakes @Zoeo79]

@Tesco Hi Brian, it was the Sale store. Really annoying experience. In the end someone told me they don't fine you the first time, but not before trying to patronise me.

[Zoe Oakes @Zoeo79]

Mental health important in gun owners, but not presidents? https://t.co/zZMZWaAEPR tools #GunLawsNOW #Trump

[Zoe Oakes @Zoeo79]

Trump entirely misunderstands education https://t.co/HCt1pnWKjd

[Zoe Oakes @Zoeo79]

Trump entirely misunderstands education.
BBC News - Trump endorses guns for teachers to stop shootings https://t.co/4CDfc53p6T

[Zoe Oakes @Zoeo79]

@Tesco just came back to your car park at time it says on my ticket but told I've overstayed as its 5mins after you took the photo! Ridiculous. I had no warning and no time reference other than on my ticket. Will *not* be paying fine

[Zoe Oakes @Zoeo79]

@TheLastLeg no it's not OK to throw allergens, it can be manslaughter #justhurlinsults

[Zoe Oakes @Zoeo79]

@Jo_Brand what clever and lovely things you write #damned

[Zoe Oakes @Zoeo79]

@HMRCcustomers I've still not got my code to do my tax return! I applied for it over two weeks ago, this is ridiculous! #taxistaxing

[Zoe Oakes @Zoeo79]

@benfraserlee are you the guy who gave the atrocity that is #TheCloverfieldParadox two stars, but #AlteredCarbon only three? Come on, the former is the only film I've watched that makes me hope they all die...

[Zoe Oakes @Zoeo79]

@HMRCcustomers Can I sign in to do my self assessment using verify gov. Uk?

[Zoe Oakes @Zoeo79]

@HMRCcustomers Thanks. Would suggest your ad campaign should include when you have to register by before paying as this is not clear for someone doing this for the first time. I like to do things properly and pay tax on time, but it's been made difficult. Thanks for link.