Zoey

Amateur writer, photographer, and professional jet-setter. Loves 90s music, traveling the globe, and the feeling of coming home. (she/her/they/them/🧸)

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Responded to my gentleman caller...

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Really curious if @Netflix can figure out how many times I’ve watched Gilmore Girls and if there is anyone else in the world that has streamed it more than me.

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Why did you become a flight attendant?
Me: Have you seen the music video for Toxic?

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Me going to NY: I passed through the seven levels of the candy cane forest, through the sea of swirly-twirly gum drops, and then I walked through the Lincoln Tunnel.

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@stefficao_ @BuzzFeedNews Can someone put a content warning over the photo of the victims?

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The @thegoodfight is the only thing that got me through #45 and a global pandemic.

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@electrolemon rewatching your videos because it’s the 21st of September.

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Elvis Presley died 45 years ago today. In honor of that, I present to you the music he appropriated, did worse, and never credited.

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@zillowgonewild Mrs. Geist? I want to help.

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My mom and I watched more than an hour of the livestream of Kodiak bears fishing for salmon. I regret nothing.

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Every adult male should be required to have a vasectomy. They can get it reversed, but only after mandatory counseling, a waiting period, and written permission from their partner or a judge.

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Good morning to everyone, except: Samuel Alito, Clarence Thomas, Neil Gorsuch, Brett Kavanaugh, and Amy Coney Barrett.

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No public healthcare, outlawed abortion, easy access to guns. Is this Afghanistan or the USA?

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@petersagal No public healthcare, outlawed abortion, easy access to guns. Is this Afghanistan or the USA?

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Can Greg Jacob fly?

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No, I’m just a shut in. https://t.co/Bt8SfvBcXI

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@ajjacobs can I outsource my dating life? How is Honey or any of her coworkers with swiping left or right on Tinder?

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I can’t tell if Joe vs. Carole is making me sympathetic for Carole Baskin or if I just really like Kate McKinnon.

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I want to turn into a giant red panda 🥺

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If Scrubs is the most accurate medical show, I really want Reno 911 to be the most accurate police procedural.

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Not to brag or anything, but I just completed the triple crown.

✅ J & J - Mar 21
✅ Moderna - Aug 21
✅ Pfizer - Feb 22