Zohaib

Medico⚕️

[Zohaib @Zohaib314977]

@docveerz Mann toh yahi Kiya but was trying to be nice spoken

[Zohaib @Zohaib314977]

ek neet ug dropper ne mujhe uske father ka brain mri dikhaya.
I can't read obviously.
usne mujhe judge karke bola tera neet pg kaise niklega...abtak tujhe sab aana chahiye final yr me hu isliye.

[sleepy medico ⚕️ @trushachau63997]

Muje medical field mei ane ke baad realisation ho raha hai ki life mei sukoon , sleep , health n freedom ye sab important hai jo medical field mei kabhi ni milega 😞😞.
I wish engineering kr li hoti ya kuch aur

[Zohaib @Zohaib314977]

maine bhi usko demotivate krke medical nahi lene ko kaha.
at the end its my job to save a life!

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

The fact that 8pm is only 3 hours after 5pm is fucking insane. We have to do something about this

[thorfin aka roronoa @thorfin0110]

Your bf is a whore, maam

[willhe @heynowsaynow127]

Lowest iit graduate gets 30 lpa highest medical student in Aiims Delhi gets paid 14lpa we were lied to as kids

[Prateekaaryan 𝕏 @AaryanPrateekX]

The lowest package of an IIT graduate is more than what an MBBS + MD doctor starts with after grinding for 9 years.

[Adult Humour @Adult_humorr]

Same energy by TRAI

[Dr NB @ouchh_potatoee]

MRI machine : 5-10cr
Basic opthalmology setup : 70-80+ lakh
Basic cardiology setup : 50+lakh
Basic radiology setup (xray + USG):
A 10 ICU bed setup : 25+ lakh
Casualty wd X-ray : 20+ lakh
Operation theatre setup : 50-60+ Lakh
Dialysis machine : 10+ lakh

[Aniket Nayak @anithenayak]

bhai yeh jo medicine mai video based question ke name pe, ECHO ka video de rahe hai, inko pata haina humara MD baaki hai?

[Dr Pranshu @Pranshu71298418]

Engineers at 25 : Switching companies for 20 LPA.....
Medicos at 25 : Switching between teachers , RR to LRR , concept to Menomics" 🤝🤡
#MedTwitter #NEETPG #MedX #MBBS

[PeePee🎀 @peegzy1]

Nobody declines a call faster than a five year old kid watching youtube.

[Dr Sassy Sasquatch @meglomaniaccc]

NEET-UGfication of NEET-PG

[Zohaib @Zohaib314977]

@_Farheenkhan means u got diagnosed?

[Dr.Dhruv Chauhan @DrDhruvchauhan]

MBBS doctors don’t work in rural areas therefore they introduced Bridge course (CCMP) to convert homeopaths into Modern Medicine Doctors.

Okay, Now introduce A 6 month Bridge course to convert all Lawyers into Judges to clear 5 crore+ pending cases in India and lay down a law that stop them from going on strike since it delays justice !

[cheeni ka parantha @ifiweretheree]

Pyramids can be built again...but not this goated TMKOC Storyline

[ARNOLD @Neyfiction]

Giving 1cr compensation to family for committing suicide is encouraging kids to commit suicide over exams

[Paras @parasVK]

Salman Khan ending a hunger strike, we have seen this before.

[ayox @ayblaaack]

when God gives you that random chest pain letting you know he can end you whenever