Zoë 💜♠️

31 | She/Her | Ace and Anxious | Dragon enthusiast | Not worth following, probably | Mrs. @eddiemagichands

[Zoë 💜♠️ @Zoithica]

Amelia Tyler please narrate my life

[Zoë 💜♠️ @Zoithica]

I ain't risking it bro

[Easy 🅰️ @Thelenhadoor]

Será o PIOR ANO da sua vida se ignorar estes gatinhos fazendo a dancinha

[Zoë 💜♠️ @Zoithica]

I love my home and I love the area I live in but god DAMN do I hate the roads. Just spent $2500 to fix the front end of my car and get new tires and today I hit a big mama pot hole and fucked up my alignment. PLEASE fix the roads 😭😭😭😭

[Esluva 🎀 @Vesper_2005]

Me when I think I have a cute outfit but I'm fat

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

Student responded to my joke with "is that another reference from before we were born?"

[♡ @ArtCelineLove]

I've already given it my all this week and it's only Tuesday.

[you ask a lotl questions⚠️ @yapxol]

I love this game

[Anime Shots @anime_shots]

Real

[pulga @f1eafag]

i dunno how people work full time and come home to a CHILD. i be feeling like this after the work week

[jess jordan on kendall’s phone @buttcasino]

yeah I'm watching the odyssey tonight

[Zoë 💜♠️ @Zoithica]

This is the best news I've heard all day

[Cowboy State Daily @daily_cowboy]

The man who made international headlines after being attacked by a bison in Yellowstone on Friday is in a hospital recovering with several broken bones. Carl Ison-McDaniel of Kendall, Washington, thanked well-wishers and said he was doing "OK."

https://t.co/px4KWuu8mL

[Cowboy State Daily @daily_cowboy]

The man who made international headlines after being attacked by a bison in Yellowstone on Friday is in a hospital recovering with several broken bones. Carl Ison-McDaniel of Kendall, Washington, thanked well-wishers and said he was doing "OK."

https://t.co/px4KWuu8mL

[Zoë 💜♠️ @Zoithica]

My parents insist on me getting multiple quotes for improvements to my home which is objectively the correct thing to do, but it also means I have to tell some salesman "Sorry I'm actually not going with your product" and I feel like REALLY bad about it 😭

[Zoë 💜♠️ @Zoithica]

Replaced my own bathroom exhaust fan today just call me Mike Holmes

[jezz @JezziiB]

HOT TAKE: PEOPLE WHO FEEL HOT SHOULD DECIDE THE TEMPERATURE OF A ROOM. PEOPLE WHO FEEL COLD SHOULD WEAR A SWEATER.

[Slazac 🇪🇺🇺🇦🇹🇼🌐 @TrueSlazac]

How it feels paying with cash so you don’t see your bank account go down

[Zoë 💜♠️ @Zoithica]

This is my new favorite picture of Mr. Blue

[Walker Boh @OneArmedBoh]

Real gamers remember.