Reanimated Hyde

Misanthropic Deviant. Living in fear of the living. Basement Dweller. Have you seen my pants anywhere?

[Reanimated Hyde @ZombieHyde]

@elaineinvain pity.
https://t.co/U4a9oMADqz

[Reanimated Hyde @ZombieHyde]

@elaineinvain two words: Anna Paquin.

[Reanimated Hyde @ZombieHyde]

I apologize to everyone I've sexually harassed on Twitter over the last nine years. If you were offended, DM me and I'll deliver a personal apology.

[Reanimated Hyde @ZombieHyde]

@elaineinvain didn't know you were a fan. But not surprised. 🤘🏻

[Reanimated Hyde @ZombieHyde]

For my dear friend @elaineinvain

[Reanimated Hyde @ZombieHyde]

Well, I survived brain surgery in late April and saw Guns n Roses last night. What have you been up to ?

[Reanimated Hyde @ZombieHyde]

I like her. She's sassy.

[Reanimated Hyde @ZombieHyde]

I'm so there after dinner. RT @dots731: #AMC is playing Groundhog Day all day starting at 8am!

[Reanimated Hyde @ZombieHyde]

In case there was any doubt

[Reanimated Hyde @ZombieHyde]

I love smart people. https://t.co/oANUdB4dHO

[Jennifer S. White @yenniwhite]

Hi. Welcome to Twitter. Feel free to leave your modesty, anything your mom taught you, and your spare time right over there in the cubbies.

[Reanimated Hyde @ZombieHyde]

Lake effect blizzard. My solution: a hotel room and a couple of tall, skinny friends...

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Cover of Penthouse at newsstand: "The Bring Back Bush Issue"

Tempted to find out if this is a political theme or fashion spread.

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Hereby nominated for Father of the Year! https://t.co/WPLG3wJkql

[Josh @iwearaonesie]

wife: You didn't let 9 watch Die Hard did you?
me: No
9 *walks by* "Yippee Ki Yay motherfucker" hahaha
me: Yes

[Reanimated Hyde @ZombieHyde]

Retire pants for the day? Check.
Excess of decent red wine? Check.
BBQ chips?

Help!

[Reanimated Hyde @ZombieHyde]

"There's a shortage of #perfectbreasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours..." #princessbride

[Reanimated Hyde @ZombieHyde]

Another forecast, brought to you by The Princess Bride.

[Jennifer S. White @yenniwhite]

When your kid shouts from the other room that she "made lotion." Panic level: 11.

[Reanimated Hyde @ZombieHyde]

@FatherWithTwins just make sure never to use "Fat Bottom Girls" as your wife's ringtone if there's a possibility she might dial close by...

[Reanimated Hyde @ZombieHyde]

Oh Hell Yes. May I join you? The name's Hyde. Zombie Hyde. RT @HuffPostWomen: When it hasn't even been a full week