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[Vlad @ZombieVlad23]

@KhalidAlNumi 100,000k pretty please

[Today Years Old @todayyearsold]

Today years old learning my fridge has designated spots for everything

[☢️Fallout Films @FilmsFallout]

Michael Scott in Fallout 4! This is hilarious!

Incredible job by eli_handle_bwav (full video on his YouTube in comments)

[Vlad @ZombieVlad23]

@joeroganhq Jamie

[Vlad @ZombieVlad23]

Can’t sleep. Clowns will eat me.

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

People before Google was invented:

[Photography 📸 Tips & Trick @CameraTrickTips]

Which Transition is Best?😍🔥

[Wall Street Mav @WallStreetMav]

Tucker Carlson goes grocery shopping in Russia and compares the prices between the USA and Russia.

🔊

[Vlad @ZombieVlad23]

@john_quinn85 @AMAZlNGNATURE 😂😂 I mean he looks so fed up with our human crap, but what can go wrong?!

[WhatdoIknow @Earstohearyou]

"FREEDOM is the first five minutes in which I was born crying naked, without a name, without sin, without orientation and without human hatred." ~Maxim Gorky

"Five minutes after your birth, they will decide your name, nationality, religion, and sect, and you will spend your life fighting and stupidly defending things you have not chosen."
~Ziad Al-Raani

[Vlad @ZombieVlad23]

@CartlandDavid Stay strong brother 👊🏻

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

The problem was solved instantly. 🤣

[Dr. Tech @doctechmd]

Two-factor authentication

[Vlad @ZombieVlad23]

@messedupfoods @john_quinn85 😂😂

[Vlad @ZombieVlad23]

@john_quinn85 @BenGilroyIRL @SierraCharlieBr Brilliant 👌🏻

[Ben Gilroy @BenGilroyIRL]

It snowed last night...
8:00 am: I made a snowman.
8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.
8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.
8:17 - My feminist neighbour complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.
8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.
8:22 - The transgender man.. women...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.
8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.
8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.
8:31 - The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be covered up .
8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended.
8:42 - The feminist neighbour complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.
8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.
8:45 - TV news crew from BBC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist.
9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.
9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.
9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested.
By noon it all melted
Moral:
There is no moral to this story. It is what this Country has become .... and all because of snowflakes.

[Vlad @ZombieVlad23]

@DrHaroldNews @john_quinn85 😂😂