Zombitary

recognizing, realizing, utilizing
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[Boar 🦠🧫 🔜 BFF2026 @LEPER_KlNG]

happy pride today a homeless man asked me why i dont have a girlfriend and i said its because im ugly and fat and he went "so? im ugly and homeless and got 2 kids"

[JAX ABSTRACTS🇯🇲🏳️‍⚧️ @yosukehxn]

Girl at the pub asked for my number but she had a spade tattoo

[lucia 🎈 @moonsinhereye]

Please listen to your mother

[buzz @whatsthebuzz__]

we used to be a country damn it

[sarّ @saturn3tar]

Was what we had real or cake

[elle-ena greco @halfsaiid]

how it feels to barely ever listen to new releases

[louis 🍉 @alfdefolf]

how do you make a resume when you’ve never had a job and you’ve never done extracurriculars and your GPA is under 3.0 and you have no workplace skills and you’re gay and lowkey ugly

[LeBron James @KingJames]

Well at least i can always fall back and watch SpongeBob Squarepants.

[Matthew Incellus Tkachud @daintychud]

@Zilleal139531 @AnthonyGSupreme

[Jacky 🎃(SUSSED AT 16.8K) @JackysCornField]

is golden week an actual real event or is it just a week where twitter artists draw softcore porn

[Vivi♡ @viviiVEVO]

they should make mei fatter

[c @c110101101]

They put Kill Yo Self in the pollen this year

[Skitzo @theskitzo_]

they got the most toxic relationship between two straight men ever

[David @dqveed]

they been tellin me to hate this girl since i was 15 n to this day ive only ever seen her advocatin for generally good shit

[oh brother... @hidoiotoko]

all that over some groceries like okay

[$ONNYYY @motomercurial]

doing literally anything in college

[Zombitary @Zombitary]

is it bad that i only recently learned this is a selana sample

[٠࣪⭑ @lookenue]

PinkPantheress - Turn it up (2024)

[fatty @owfatty]

ana feels like you’re saving the world then you look at stats and you got 500 healing