Brian Zamkotowicz

[Brian Zamkotowicz @ZonkBrian]

@RUAthletics I assume this is in lieu of the "Relentless Pursuit of Being Terrible" in place for the last 20 years?

[Teej. @TJLang70]

Was Steel Reserve for a while until I switched to Coors. https://t.co/XC1QlkwH4n

[Brian Zamkotowicz @ZonkBrian]

@pongo do you still do 15% discount for twitter followers?

[Rodger Sherman @rodger]

Mohamed Sanu is the greatest quarterback of all time

[Brian Zamkotowicz @ZonkBrian]

@CrushWineCo @10buddha

[Brian Zamkotowicz @ZonkBrian]

@CrushWineCo recommended you to a friend, placed a case order by 2 PM yesterday. Not only could you not make the delivery but when he gave you a closer spot to deliver you said you could do it, then canceled. You should be embarrassed.

[mark @TheCatWhisprer]

For Halloween this year I'm going as a fatter version of myself last year.

[Robert Tóth @SirRobertToth]

I just found out that Hugh Hefner died, probably the only death in history where no one will say "he’s in a better place now" #RIPHefner

[Rutgers Men’s Basketball 🏀 @RutgersMBB]

#TBT l Jan. 29, 2003

Herve called bank.

#PackTheRAC

🎟👉 https://t.co/s5XKwZ1nqu

[Portland Trail Blazers @trailblazers]

"This trade is a blessing. I'm ready to grind, Rip City. I think I can make an immediate impact out on the floor." -- Cash Considerations

[Alan Scherstuhl @studiesincrap]

wonderfully bizarre old Voice piece I think about much too often: "Favorite Dinosaurs of the Mets"

[Brian Zamkotowicz @ZonkBrian]

@cartonbrewing Nice Aud mention in this. https://t.co/CgCFOYrWiX

[Matt Fernandez @FattMernandez]

A giant rabbit died on a United flight. One man is suspected of foul play. We tried to reach him for comment but he's being vewy vewy quiet.

[Carter Wilkerson @carterjwm]

HELP ME PLEASE. A MAN NEEDS HIS NUGGS

[Brian Zamkotowicz @ZonkBrian]

@BedrockWineCo @underTwire Np, thought maybe I went to spam, but tried from a 2nd address, wanted to alert you if issue was on your end.

[Brian Zamkotowicz @ZonkBrian]

@BedrockWineCo had some order issues this cycle sent 3 e-mails (info, Chris, you) no responses. Been a week. PM back for e-mail details.

[Joel Gleicher @JoelG_88]

The awkward moment when the new President of the United States plagiarises Bane

#Inauguration

[Brian Zamkotowicz @ZonkBrian]

@CNN If we give away the right to bear arms only the bears will be armed