ZoomieJadis

She/Her Imperial Majesty | Empress of Charn | DiscoQueen of Narnia 👑 | Chatelaine of Cair Paravel | Empress of the Lone Islands | world ender | not sorry lmao

[ZoomieJadis @ZoomieJadis]

digory gonna regret waking me up fr no cap

[ZoomieJadis @ZoomieJadis]

Who cares what Lewis likes, I like Led Zeppelin. 😤

[Brian Holdsworth @briankeepsworth]

CS Lewis died at time when Led Zeppelin would have been the most extreme form of subversion against the classical culture he adored. You will never convince me that he would have approved of any of these attempts to "reimagine" his creative legacy.

[ZoomieJadis @ZoomieJadis]

I look like I'm doing a round of prednisone in the right photo and its my 80s prom pic, smh. What is this basic bitch barbie bullshit?

My dred phase wuz my best phase.

[Fahhh @yowtfahhh]

So, is this new Jadis from Narnia an upgrade or downgrade?

2005 2027

[ZoomieJadis @ZoomieJadis]

@RockyApologetic

[ZoomieJadis @ZoomieJadis]

You peasants have NO TASTE

[Geek Vibes Nation @GeekVibesNation]

Greta Gerwig’s $280M ‘NARNIA’ is reportedly raising concerns at Netflix after a test screening, with insiders calling the film “awful”.

The production has undergone reshoots amid those concerns.

(https://t.co/JUgy2PweB5)

[ZoomieJadis @ZoomieJadis]

@RockyApologetic Only me and Hillary get to use that word!

[ZoomieJadis @ZoomieJadis]

Yes, but faith in who, chat? Faith in who? 😈

#whitewitchrules

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Greta Gerwig says faith in her ‘NARNIA’ film is very much present both in front & behind the screen.

“Film and faith have always gone hand in hand… The very act of making a film is an act of faith. Shooting on celluloid is faith.”

[ZoomieJadis @ZoomieJadis]

I present one the best and brightest of my court.

[ThelRaiser🏳️‍⚧️🦌👻 @EPM106]

god it’s so embarrassing that these guys present Lewis as like. a serious thinker

[ZoomieJadis @ZoomieJadis]

@ibmmiller I am exceptional 😌

[ZoomieJadis @ZoomieJadis]

@ibmmiller Nick said I'm racist. Its the internet. Must be true.

[ZoomieJadis @ZoomieJadis]

@ibmmiller Tats are for poors

[ZoomieJadis @ZoomieJadis]

@ibmmiller As a moot said, it cud be tatted on her ass and that'd still be a lie. Lmao

[ZoomieJadis @ZoomieJadis]

@ibmmiller How lucky for me Greta has poor reading comprehension. 😈

[ZoomieJadis @ZoomieJadis]

Deplorable word. Can I? CAN I?!?!

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

God Pushes Up Date Of Apocalypse After Seeing Greta Gerwig's 'Narnia' Trailer https://t.co/TaDw4V3RS9

[ZoomieJadis @ZoomieJadis]

@RoyalBlueRapto1 I was, I still am. 😈

[ZoomieJadis @ZoomieJadis]

@uppityhobbit Oh I dunno, I look HAWT in this trailer.

[ZoomieJadis @ZoomieJadis]

@MaddyRose_Craig Personally, I luv it, Maddy. They've captured my aura fr

[ZoomieJadis @ZoomieJadis]

@ibmmiller Milllzzzzz, I designed that font myself in group therapy, HOW CUD U?!

[ZoomieJadis @ZoomieJadis]

Well, since you promised. Everyone knows a promise is a promise, Edmund.

[Georgia Coley @artwithinpod]

I promise you, really and truly, that Greta Gerwig is a more devoted and passionate Narnia/CS Lewis reader than 99% of the people who are mad about her artistic choices

[ZoomieJadis @ZoomieJadis]

OMG BESTIES I AM SOOOO UNBELIEVABLY HAWT 😭😭���😭 IM CRYIN, I LOVE ME SO MUCH

[Netflix @netflix]

A Universe Begins. See how Narnia was created in Narnia: The Magician's Nephew, a film by Greta Gerwig - only in theaters February 12.

[ZoomieJadis @ZoomieJadis]

AURA 💅

[Ahhanya 🦩 @ik__6lemmon]

what is it called when people hate you for no reason?