Papa Pedro

Wait, what? An Ernest Hemingway parody account with a modern twist and dash of satire ☮️

[Papa Pedro @ZorroTorres1]

Everyone ever since likes became private

[Papa Pedro @ZorroTorres1]

Looking at past rejections just to feel something

[Papa Pedro @ZorroTorres1]

@chagrin_in @abetblessings @KaceyMusgraves @mirandalambert Damn dude, didn’t know you enjoyed gargling bags of dicks. Good on ya!

[Papa Pedro @ZorroTorres1]

How I feel this pieces season

[Concacaf Champions Cup @TheChampions]

Un festejo que lo dice todo 🐯❤️

[💀DeathMetalViking💀 @DeathMetalV]

They got jobs in ICE.

[Papa Pedro @ZorroTorres1]

Using Twitter as a dating unironically

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

Delete the dating apps in 2026. Date people at your job.

[Danny Wallace @dannywallace]

Board of Peace immediately bored of peace

[CogginToboggan @CogginToboggan]

Elon Musk got so butthurt over an Eagles Super Bowl tweet he made in 2023 not performing better than Joe Biden’s he made 80 engineers come in at 2 a.m. to rework the algorithm.

All he had to do was follow the WIP model and bitch about Jalen Hurts to see his engagement go up.

[Papa Pedro @ZorroTorres1]

Dreaming of the day where the girl of my dreams is sitting on the couch with me while we read our own books. Only to put it down to watch a stupid movie that we can point and laugh at

[lizard❤️🖤🏒 @thetrueliz]

a mexican american son of an immigrant leading the usa men’s hockey team to their first olympic gold in 46 years… the fascist government will never erase the true american identity that is immigrants and people of color. america exists BECAUSE OF immigrants and people of color.

[BowTiedPassport 🇺🇸 in 🇲🇽 @BowTiedPassport]

Los gringos han gentrificado a suero

[Papa Pedro @ZorroTorres1]

@fleabagfreak If face cards had a max limit, this would be it

[Leonarda Jonie @Leonardaisfunny]

Shia LaBeouf is the Millennial’s Mel Gibson.

[Papa Pedro @ZorroTorres1]

@AngieVarona92 Card has been cleared

[doomer @uncledoomer]

the global latino belt seems to be a real and documentable phenomenon

[uncle ric @ihatethiskid]

Proof life doesn’t stop at 30

[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

Peak white culture