Paul Buckley

It's me, who else, but Paul Buckley.

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I always get so excited about cooking Jiffy Pop over a campfire, until I taste it and remember it tastes like terrible. #PoppedExpectations

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@Swanny1992 Yes... Evil genius indeed.

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#PinkyAndTheBrain or #FreshPrinceOfBelAir
Which theme song is now stuck in your head?
#YouAreWelcome

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I think the worst part about being a teacher is the fact that no matter how good you are, you'll never be #MsFrizzle or #MrFeeny good. Ever!

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How many times in any given week is it normal to get, "One Tin Soldier" stuck in your head? Is five within acceptable range?

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Every now and then, you got to tell your lady something sweet. Something like... Tell her she's like Cleopatra, Joan of Arc, or Aphrodite.

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If you survived the 90s and get offended when I call you a pig after saying what you did, will do, you deserve to be offended. #ThatllDoPig

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I think there are few things in life quite as sad as seeing a motorcycle ride by with an empty sidecar. #ReadyForAFriend #NoFriendInSight

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Apparently it's not April at all yet. #101stOfJanuary #Minnesnowta

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So, did we ever find out who actually put the "ram" in the "ram-a-lam-a-ding-dong"?
#TheEternalQuestion

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Seriously though, what's more tranquil than a giant orange Moon reflected off freshly thawed fields of ice on a quiet Minnesota night?

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Doing it while they're not paying attention. #BestPartAboutHickeys

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To enjoy life, it is crucial to have a job where you can violently kick something without suffering consequences. #WordsOfWisdomFromBuckley

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We're loaded with booty. #GirlScoutCookies

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"C'mon I'm dean,
and my hands are so clean.
At this moment,
I am staaa...pling!"
- #Pelton

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No wonder my entire drive to work was so shitty... Someone let that leaking tire go totally flat.
#Sarcasm #MyFavoriteCopingMechanism

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1* F in my car right now... It's not the heat that'll kill you though. #Humidity

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@DrBillRubin I don't want to close my eyes!

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Parking in the High school student parking lot and realizing every single one of these cars is nicer than mine... #ThatsThatShitIDontLike

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Remember, Faith is a muscle. The only way muscles get stronger is through adversity. That's why life is hard. To make us strong.