By the age of 25, you should:
- own a grimoire
- know several spells
- don a wizard’s cloak
- leave society
- form a convent of wizards
- perform an apocalyptic ritual
- end the world
Very few are doing this.
MAGA for years:
“Sleepy Joe”
“Joe and the Hoe gotta go”
“Kamala Harris slept her way up to the top”
“Michelle Obama is man”
“Fuck your feelings, libtards”
“Let’s go Brandon”
Jasmine Crockett: “Governor Hot Wheels”
MAGA: “HOW DARE YOU!!!”