Zach

Stop wearing cargo shorts

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

they’re bluffing when they say you can still get knocked off the nice list this late in the game. santa’s been delivering gifts in japan for hours by now; that list is locked, do whatever you want.

[coach victryena 💪📋 @victryena]

her spotify listening age was 19 you sick fuck

[a @a8065287968522]

if youve ever had fun without me fuck you

[gant @gantisdant]

bro just one more monkey on the bed i swear. nobody’s gonna bonk their head this time. just one more monkey bro please

[whimsy @asweetgirl444]

open toad shoes

[schizzy ☆ @crybabybuick]

Do u wanna come over 1 billion times

[swagless @noswagordrip]

Dap me up you weird little fucking freak

[donald boat @laserboat999]

The message of the Great Gatsby is to crash out over a girl and kill yourself. The author is telling you to do that directly in the book. That's the message of that book and many others too

[jerry the junebug @jerry_junebug]

good morning bro just kidding (it’s night time in this joke)

[Errai @errai]

Fortune teller: (flipping tarot card) Ooh. The fat bastard. Don't see that one often

Me: is that good

[jainormis @jainormis]

anybody wanna date so we can do cute fall things together like smoke cigs outside a disgusting dive bar

[defleppardfan94 @lemonade_grrrl]

ahh shit i can't man i'm going missing that day

[whis_pea @whis_pea]

Don't touch that, it's a load-bearing delusion.

[soggy broccoli @soggybrocoli]

just went to someone else’s circus and my fucking monkeys were there

[wutty @wuthuh]

I’m having thoughts

[teeth @teeth12345]

Ohhh ok, well i hope you die

[Isaac @isaacturnersong]

now go out there and show them how normal you are

[cuckold jones @cuckcat]

bro i was gonna find you in every lifetime and you don’t even care

[grass @keepoffgrasss]

half a pound of ground beef and a sweet potato for dinner like im somebody’s cane corso

[padishah rat bastard @tarnationface]

oh fuck I spaced out for 5 years and forgot to find purpose and meaning