padishah rat bastard

electric microwave owner/operator. endangered hypebeast. chemical engineer. he/they. @tarnationgrace priv

[padishah rat bastard @tarnationface]

out of tweet ideas so I'm just gonna jumble some old ones together. "need to use a beautiful woman's bathroom". "jacking off to a cold beer". "slapping the belly of a gay dog" etc etc

[padishah rat bastard @tarnationface]

@ComardeThe97931 @penishorts his dad is one of the most powerful VFX artists at Telltale Games and you're asking how he's a nepo baby...

[padishah rat bastard @tarnationface]

shoveling coal into my steam-driven cigarette

[padishah rat bastard @tarnationface]

@mertcentury @VeinRichard

[Charlie Warzel @cwarzel]

pretty decent encapsulation of the last few years on here

[padishah rat bastard @tarnationface]

@oldfriend99 they named Janga Fett after a damn board game

[padishah rat bastard @tarnationface]

the NIMBYs really won on that one

[prezoh @prezoh]

TODAY, I AM AS OLD AS THE TWIN TOWERS WERE BEFORE THEY WERE DEMOLISHED just to create two fountains in their stead. if that happens to me today then so be it.

[padishah rat bastard @tarnationface]

@asubparusername weird, I did a Vietnam -> Southeast Asia run and I was struggling for enough pops to work in my buildings for the second half of the game

[mir.i.am #PrayForSnooki @moll11y]

My neck, my back lick my puzzle and my crack #ReplaceASongLyricWithPuzzle #PuzzleTwt

[padishah rat bastard @tarnationface]

did anyone use the word "ensouled" before that post about babies conceived without the mother orgasming being the same as animals when they die

[COEXIST Inc @coexistinc]

We are so lucky to have these great minds debating the most pressing questions of our time

[padishah rat bastard @tarnationface]

"thing, Japan" and the perils of basing your perception of a city off a vacation there and all that but taking a trip to Tokyo and just walking around Shinjuku for a couple days and then coming back to the exurb I live in stateside makes me wish I lived in a big city so badly

[orc @orc_mode]

A24 is producing Robert Egger's Boatmurdered

[padishah rat bastard @tarnationface]

@left_plain random arrangement, ~10. in a square, 25 to maybe 49

[Cam @harleybaghdad]

Heinz Ketchup Hype & Aura Moments

[padishah rat bastard @tarnationface]

are these not games with disproportionately large transfem fanbases? I could just be an ignoramus but discord/Twitter had me thinking that about these games and there's prob some analysis to be made about that if true

[padishah rat bastard @tarnationface]

@sackbratz honestly I believe in her

[padishah rat bastard @tarnationface]

@batonianum @AgingRanchHand Patrolman: also his DNA is gone, his height is gone, his face is shapeless, his eyes are forgettable

[Mark @AgingRanchHand]

Patrolman: He just washed up on the beach. No ID, no wallet, nothing. His finger prints and teeth have also been removed

Detective: Ok, just push him back into the water then

[padishah rat bastard @tarnationface]

Goblin Technique

[Sithelo @Sithelosenkosi]

guys…

[padishah rat bastard @tarnationface]

@mertcentury yes, no?