Web Urchin

no cruds given

[Web Urchin @WebUrchin]

I now pronounce you husband and wife. You may piss on the bride.

[Web Urchin @WebUrchin]

@tybuddhaboy

[Web Urchin @WebUrchin]

@thelifeoftoad such as like gay sex

[Web Urchin @WebUrchin]

I went ahead and recontextualized your pussy

[Web Urchin @WebUrchin]

I’ve heard tell that Elon has a trillion air? He should save some for the rest of us to breathe!

[Web Urchin @WebUrchin]

[to the tune of I Kissed a Girl by Katy Perry]
🎶I jelqed my cock and it got big🎶

[Web Urchin @WebUrchin]

jacking off deprivation chamber

[Rudolf von Flügel @zincronicity]

What if Dune was called Dung and instead of spice it was POOP!!!

[tex @texmeplease]

feverishly clearing my calculator history after jacking off to “8008”

[Web Urchin @WebUrchin]

Do y’all wipe your balls front to back or back to front

[Web Urchin @WebUrchin]

Wiping off my booger on her butt cheek during doggy

[Web Urchin @WebUrchin]

I’m going to Turkey to get ball lengthening surgery

[Web Urchin @WebUrchin]

Is this goonette foid in a backhoe in the room with us now?

[Web Urchin @WebUrchin]

@thelifeoftoad And he thinks he can just get away with it?

[Web Urchin @WebUrchin]

ChudGPT

[Web Urchin @WebUrchin]

Hypergamy is what happens when Gammy has too much caffeine

[Web Urchin @WebUrchin]

White people love secret passageways

[Braxeo @Braxeo]

I do not agree with you

[Web Urchin @WebUrchin]

Now you’re just somebody I lowkirkenuinely used to know

[Web Urchin @WebUrchin]

You can get addicted to a certain kind of fat bitch

[Web Urchin @WebUrchin]

Your poop is goated bro. It looks machine made.