morose sea captain

block me, it's ok. ignore me, not problem.

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i'm sorry to interrupt but i have no idea

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eminent chow mein

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@HoopsCrave i say this kind of stuff verbatim when the job interviewer asks what my weaknesses are

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posting your big fat ass on the timeline must feel so good for a woman

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@blephin_ i like how the closed captioning just gave up at the end

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@killmefam i showed up at the bowling alley and they handed me a pair of Air Jordans

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@killmefam i showed up at the bowling alley and they handed me a pair of Air Jordans

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sometimes it's okay to just not engage with stuff you don't like or disagree with

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@scantierrr it was really crazy when hospitals realized this during covid

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men shouldn't be allowed in VS and women shouldn't be allowed in Lids. there, i said it

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i went in for a routine appendectomy and came out with a BBL

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my favorite painting gotta be the Moaning Lisa

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if they knew how deep i was going they'd send someone to stop me

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@cloiskryptonite yeah how do they just not start screaming and crying and fucking for real

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@LUFC1992_v2 des moines is awesome too, enjoy

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@BrynnForbes11 she's real for that

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@bitchcunte slang for good sex. like "she prepared me a whole ass pussy salad, with all the fixins"

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ex used to say "one boner please" and i'd say "coming right up"

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@FeralPHunter run, wear shorts, have a birthday, have a primary care doctor, fly in an airplane

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my cat's favorite hobby is ingesting toxic materials

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give me a blowjob or double it and pass it on?