bruiser

just hanging out || 28/m/NC|| #BLM || 🇵🇭🏳️‍⚧️

[bruiser @slugdaze]

dmv be like you forgot to bring feet pics

[Tyler @BalloonFlavour]

“We want grandchildren” best I can do is talk about my penis on twitter

[🪲io @i0lanthe_]

Poop log for dinner again #AndSemen

[conor @conor_brn]

Just walked past some kids in the street proper smashing the fuck out of loads of apples they’d somehow come across. Lobbing them at the wall of the community centre and that. That’s proper Playing Out that. You can stick your fucking iPads up your arse

[Fox Popvli @F0XnR0LL]

Generational differences!

[bruiser @slugdaze]

told a really close friend that when she wears black shoes and white socks she looks like michael jackson and she got so embarrassed she now makes a conscious effort to never do it again #WordsArePowerful

[Brenton “Jetpack” Doyle @riptank1927]

TV broke we are doordashing a new one

[bruiser @slugdaze]

sighed while brushing my teeth and a little bubble flew out

[bruiser @slugdaze]

we’re all just falling in love

[bruiser @slugdaze]

bro i feel like shit what was in that blunt and wendy’s at 11pm and going to bed 3 hours later

[🍷~ℍ𝕠𝕥𝔸𝕝𝕡𝕙𝕒𝔾𝕒𝕞𝕖𝕣~💀 @_takeajoke]

guy next to me in the bus fucking farted and a baby next to me shat on the chair bro I don't even care anymore genuinely

[crud @crudula]

have you ever thought about pooping in your hand

[bruiser @slugdaze]

woke up feeling nauseous as fuck and remembered that i ate a bunch of greasy pasta for dinner last night

[bruiser @slugdaze]

Hey Duuuude, don’t make it Bad, take your dads thong, and make it wetter

[bruiser @slugdaze]

had a dream an elderly neighbor man asked me to heat him a cup of beer in the microwave. and then someone who looked just like him walked into my work #Whatdatmean

[bruiser @slugdaze]

skipping my T shot got me Angery as hell at the World .

[bruiser @slugdaze]

phone so dry i’m changing my letterboxd profile pic

[Old Man Rattle @oldrattle_]

peanut butter and jelly more like penis butter and smelly bro

[Dillon @lLikeEatingPoop]

Don’t give a fuck no more