sigh who knows

yes..yes of course..

[sigh who knows @Zrex67]

conventions really tryna tell me I have to de-string my fakeass wooden cosplay bow

like sis it's fishing line and it can't even fire any arrows but go off I guess

[nick :) @nickbenwayy]

#psat #psatmemes
When the passage is about dolphins but the author wants to include a sentence about birds

[casey rector @caseyrector35]

#psatmemes #psat when you see a bird 70 yards in the air

[wint @dril]

think i might quit my job and invent the Original chicken sandwich

[sigh who knows @Zrex67]

Ok no not in my 20gayteen #RenewB99 #RenewBrooklynNineNine #Brooklyn99

[wint @dril]

three sayings to any fool who would claim that i am the bitch of this website:
1.your god damn right
2. i dont give a fuck
3. you Lose

[David Hughes @david8hughes]

God: bite into this onion like it’s an apple
Abraham: what?
Jesus: dude he gets like this sometimes, just do it
Abraham, biting the onion: ew gross
God: lol nice. Ok now sacrifice your son
Abraham: wtf
God: sacrifice yours & I’ll sacrifice mine
Jesus: sorry what

[sigh who knows @Zrex67]

at least peeves was in the game.
#HogwartsMystery

[sigh who knows @Zrex67]

@HillyHindi The sound of a phone vibrating. idk why

[David Hughes @david8hughes]

Who won the sport bowl?

[sigh who knows @Zrex67]

@TheMilesMcKenna True thank you Dad for these kind words

[✶ Ⓜ️𝕒𝕣𝕔𝕦𝕤 ▶️ ✶ @_MarcusD2_]

Sloth at Puppy Bowl.

[Night Vale podcast @NightValeRadio]

A tisket, a tasket, help I'm in this casket. A tisket, a tasket, how long will the air last in it?

[David Hughes @david8hughes]

Her: I like smart guys
Me [eats soup with a fork & pretends I understood Interstellar]: that’s what happens when you get stuck behind a bookcase for a bit

[wint @dril]

abusing my vile neighbors by putting leaflets around which state that i am now to be referred to as "Daddy's Golden Goose"

[sigh who knows @Zrex67]

i hope i get Adderall for christmas

[wint @dril]

the mall santas all shit into a salad bowl hidden beneath their throne and the elves have to go wash it out in the fountain every hour or so

[halsey @halsey]

I love that Deck the Halls says “don ye now our gay apparel” like, I been wearing it all year long buddy.

[Phil Lester @AmazingPhil]

Just downloaded animal crossing on my phone so I guess this is goodbye forever