kenan

Idealistic, Emotional, Inquisitive.

[kenan @ZucchiniCFC]

I rarely have favorites of anything.

Not food, music, movie, music/movie genre, artiste, actor/actress, colour, e.t.c.

I just enjoy a variety of these things and like some more than others but rarely have one favorite.

Are there others like me or do I need to see a therapist?

[kenan @ZucchiniCFC]

@theairbuser What are you saying?

[Bitto Keren K Esq. @KerenKBitto]

200 level (2015/16), Faculty of Law, Benue State University, I was the best Islamic law student. I was so good my scripts were used by my juniors sets after as the precedent for answering questions in Islamic law.

500level (2019/2020), my project was the only one on Islamic law. My uncle begged me to write on Company law because I was really good at it. I said no and followed my passion for Islamic law. My topic was on the doctrine of Ijbar (child marriage). I went on countless interviews within the Muslim communities in Benue for this and the witness testimonies I got till date still make me sad. We were even warned to stop talking to their wives and daughters in Katungu (Makurdi people will know Katungu and how notorious it is).

I can tell you people in the SW for a fact that you had better fight Sharia law with everything in you especially your women.

This is not a time to be doing online bigotry anymore.

Sharia (Islamic Law) is the easiest law to use to perpetuate human rights abuses.

Hudud Offenses alone will wipe out Lagos state.

First off Zina (adultery and fornication). Alfa just needs to say Modupe the slay queen is guilty of Zina and she will be stoned. You’ll see how the non Yoruba Muslims will execute this sharp sharp.

Or is it Shurb al-Khamr (drinking), all of you Yoruba Muslims that drink more than Christian’s, ministers in the temple of Quilox and other clubs, they will flog you at least 40 strokes o.

Or is it Riddah (denouncing Islam). LOL. Just write your will first before you follow your Christian family to church because the punishment ranges from death to amputation (if they want to be nice).

Better fight o, because una go too chop kwa kwa.

[Abolaji Rasaq @bolazeal]

You can report the post, but you can't change the truth.

The truth hurts; deal with it.

[kenan @ZucchiniCFC]

@2kingmekzy @ayomideajayi069 @smartnakamoura Working relationship with Jim prior to him investing with them when they decided to start teamapt.

[kenan @ZucchiniCFC]

@2kingmekzy @ayomideajayi069 @smartnakamoura Most times investments are a bet, a lot of times investors lose money and never recover it back. Tosin and his team were in the fintech space for long working as consultants, building tech infrastructure for banks before starting out on their own, they probably already has a

[Ayobami @dondekojo]

For my next trick, even though I’m against Sharia Law, I’m going to vote in a VP that introduced Sharia law in his state as Governor and he’s on US list of extremists.

[kenan @ZucchiniCFC]

Every viral account always happen to have a story to share.

[kenan @ZucchiniCFC]

@Joe_brendan_ Have they finished sharing the money???

[AIS_💙_Savita @smartakukoma]

The men at the EFCC @officialEFCC has again try to change my bank password linked to my Moniepoint account, Let it be on record that if my business account is compromised and people's money loss EFCC officials incharge of my device will be held responsible.. this activity was conducted with my iphone 13 pro max which has been in the custody of EFCC since September 18th 2024, my Lexus car & iphone has been held by EFCC without no pin found on me, instead of releasing my properties EFCC held onto them till date without no atom of effort to release them, my lawyers has written couple of letters to EFCC chairman @OlaOlukoyede_ he has ordered Port Harcourt zonal director to release my items or whatever their conversation is but unfortunately nothing has been done, if I get there they keep turning me around I want to inform the world that this is the 3rd time they've tried to change my Moniepoint Business Account Password through my iphone 13 pro max because that's the primary phone you can access this account with. If my properties are not secure in your possession why not release them to me instead of trying to steal from me despite not finding me guilty of anything. Take a look at the screenshots with the dates. They did it again tonight and I am triggered.

Nigerians make una come ooo @trigottista @ChuksEricE @vdmempire @SaharaReporters @instablog9ja @yabaleftonline @moniepointng

[Ifeoluwa @olajumokeokenla]

When I started working in the bank, my parents lived in Alakuko, so I used to commute from home every day.

I would wake up as early as 3am, leave the house before 5am, and sometimes get home by 12am if there was traffic…

This particular day, one of my colleagues cooked beans… if you’re a banker, you’ll understand that kind of “beans” 😂 the type that everybody in the branch must eat from.

It was a shortage of 500k, so we had to rally around because our BOM insisted the money must be cleared. That kept me very late at work, and I couldn’t travel back to Alakuko that night.

I took a bus to Obalende, my plan was to look for a church to sleep in… one thing my mum always told us is that if we are stranded, we should look for a church for shelter.

I walked around Obalende and luckily, I saw a white garment church (C&S). I entered and greeted them, but the pastor said they had received a message earlier in the week not to accept any stranger into the church.

I left…

Then I saw a small bus outside the church, so I entered and sat there because at that point, I didn’t know what else to do. I was even thinking of getting a hotel when a boy came out… he looked about 23–25. He was the son of the woman from the church. He came outside and told me to sneak in.

He and his mum took me to a room called ile abo and offered me a net and a mat.
That was how I slept there… although I couldn’t sleep till daybreak because I was scared 😔

In the morning, he had already gotten me a new toothbrush. I also got a new dress and changed into it.

We exchanged numbers and became very close. He was like a brother to me…

That same month, when I got my salary, I bought 5 white garment materials for them.

One day, I went to work as usual, and one of my customers mentioned he was looking for a receptionist. I asked for the pay and told him I had a brother who just graduated. He gave me his email address and asked him to send him an email and mention my name.

I couldn’t even wait till after work…
I called him during my break. He prepared his CV and sent it immediately.

He went for the interview a week later and got the job… the pay was 180k for a start

That same customer later relocated to the USA in 2024, but before he left, he referred him for an accountant role in one of the big companies on the island. He said my brother was a great guy and he could vouch for him.

Today, he’s doing so well for himself, taking care of his family… they no longer live in church anymore 🥹

When I was travelling, he sent me 300k as his own support. There’s no week we don’t FaceTime…

We spoke last night when he asked if he should relocate to Germany or the UK for his master’s… he got admission in both countries. I know he’s going to do great things.

Anyways, that call was the reason I remembered this story… and I thought to share ❤️

You really never know how far a small act of kindness can go ❤️

[kenan @ZucchiniCFC]

@TobiOdukoyaFilm @Munachim_ You should get health insurance

[kenan @ZucchiniCFC]

@mtcheeeeww So that they can cheat you

[kenan @ZucchiniCFC]

@bolajilateefok1 @cchukudebelu Are you scared?

[kenan @ZucchiniCFC]

@bolu_ay US/Israel and Gulf countries are also getting punished in return.

[kenan @ZucchiniCFC]

@Christianhseyi @ifetemini Approximately 15k per month

[kenan @ZucchiniCFC]

I only fancied a venza for a brief while when I was younger, since then I just can't see the appeal of this car anymore.

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[kenan @ZucchiniCFC]

@ty_autos @XcessCars We are very good at making excuses for people in general. At this rate excellence will be running away from us.

[kenan @ZucchiniCFC]

@Danbillions_ @JuliusElum Stop this, you dey fall for propaganda.

[Covie @covie_93]

Get melania to escort the ships through the Strait of Hormuz, she was an escort for years.

[The Mind Scourge @TheMindScourge]

A very simple test of military potential is whether a country produces cars or not

For example, Iran produces over a million cars a year. Therefore, it has a lot of latent military production capacity to mobilize. If you can produce cars, you can produce a lot of drones and missiles and the like

In contrast, Iraq has basically never had a domestic car industry

Russian auto production has declined substantially from prewar levels, but remains relatively robust even while resources are redirected to the military

Auto production is a reliable signal because it’s public and we have good, reliable, statistics on them over time