ZukoButReal

Ontologically silly, fluent in the language of buffoonery | 🇭🇹🇺🇲 |
Music Production, Video Games, Dance, Politics | Public Transportation is based! |
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[ZukoButReal @ZukoButReal]

Been pretty inactive in 2023 (and will likely try to keep it that way this year), but I want to wish my moots and followers a happy new year. I'll be wishing you the best for 2024 :)

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@ratbitebaby Coming out of Twitter posting/replying retirement just to say "hey haha"

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@vimalvodnik @doge_albania @PicturesFoIder And then you hop out of bed right after

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bro looks more masc than me, why are transphobes so dumb 😭

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@anarchoarsonism I mean... I am kinda tired of cutting holes in all my pants.....

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@terminallyOL Happy birthday!

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@Pharry_Tails Rest in piss 🙏🏽

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Rest in piss henry kissinger, you would've loved laoganma

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@lucisev happy birthday!

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@terminallyOL @sovereignravens They might be having the same issue I'm having...

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@catwthewires Happy birthday!!

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Ima be real... I can't name a Chris Brown song 💀

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

Chris Brown challenges anyone to name 5 Tinashe songs

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@Pharry_Tails Sorry to hear about your cat. I hope you're able to spend as much time with her before she goes :c

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Need a woman built like this fr

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@lucisev We've been working on it for a while, too...

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@terminallyOL Back to work tomorrow :)

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Just looked into Starfield's file size and found half of the assets are dedicated to pronouns and Cultural Marxism?? Why is no one talking about this 😞

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So I spent my first day in Toronto yesterday, and since I'm not used to the traditions, I gotta ask: why is there dog shit on every sidewalk?

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@UtahUesugi @Shogun_lux Especially for dating apps, women tend to be more selective on who they give likes to. On top of that, there are significantly more men on them than women

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@lucisev you had an extra poll option but forgot to list the trombone ?