Leave Me TF Alone

I'm an idealist. I don't know where I'm going, but I'm on my way. -Carl Sandburg

[Words @wordsporn]

Pluviophile

[Dear Son. @DearS_o_n]

The goal is neverrrrrrrr gucci bags. It's acres of land.

[ηιүα ♛ @niy2pretty]

I’m always prepared to never talk to people ever again

[💍Prostitution Whore💍 @Pr0sttti0nWh0re]

My anxious ass if I walked through the Jennifer Hudson show tunnel https://t.co/tRt7wFmM3Q

[𝓑ᥫ᭡ @quesadaaa_]

Yes and I wish I acted worse!

[☔ @Whotfismick]

when you got a lot to say but being silent is the best option

[Leave Me TF Alone @ZuleSuave]

I was in 2nd grade when I had to tell my Mom about my father cheating on her. How he would lock us outside just so he and the mistress could fuck in my Mom’s house.

[Ian Miles Cheong @ianmiles]

She found her dad on Tinder and told her mom.

[Black Girl @t_sadiity]

Whoever came up with a 30 minute lunch break need a 30 minute ass whooping

[Leave Me TF Alone @ZuleSuave]

🥺😞 I miss my girls.

[hazel gómez @Palunquita]

Bad Bunny telling Jimmy Fallon how he's improved his English over the years and that it's Fallon's turn to improve his Spanish is EXACTLY what these gringos need to hear. They always expect to be catered to, and get uncomfortable when they aren't.

[jade💕. @PrettygirllJade]

At my funeral take the bouquet off my casket and throw it in the crowd to see who next

[jules @ladyjuleseth]

all it took was under a minute of melissa mccarthy to get me to laugh at snl again

[jynx @jynxbby]

me because I can’t control my face when I’m irritated

[ginny 🫧 ceo of yours truly ! @raindropsloki]

SO IF YOU CARE TO FIIIIIIIIIIIND MEEeeEe LOOOOK TO THE WESTERN SKYYYYY as someone told me lately EEEEVERYONE DESERVEEEES THE CHANCE TO 👺FLY.👺

[Loky @lokymann]

The person who mutes it.