Dallas Cook

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Favourite Food:Milk Steak Hobbies: Magnets Likes: Ghouls Dislikes: People's knees

[The Iron Sheik @the_ironsheik]

TORONTO MAPLE LEAFS WHAT THE FUCK

[father @father]

vegeta married into a billionaire tech family, wife bad and a genius, his son not a bitch, superior fits. he bested goku a long time ago.

[Dallas Cook @Zwafty]

@EricHorler Hahaha yeah brotha I get you

[Dallas Cook @Zwafty]

@Broleyy @DylanKelly9797 @EricHorler @greenbstard @mxmilburn @cassie_tuttle You guys think you can handle me

[Becca @BeccaTILTS]

I need people who wanna do this right now

[Dallas Cook @Zwafty]

@EricHorler Happy Christmas, Ron

[Dallas Cook @Zwafty]

So happy the drunk summer walks are back

[Dallas Cook @Zwafty]

Feeling cute might delete later

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@Broleyy @EricHorler

[teevee @TeeVeeo]

me vs all the piranha plant mains on wifi day 1 of smash ultimate

[Sam Thorne @Strippin]

When a live active hornets nest threatens the BBQ sometimes you gotta just grab it and dive into the pool

[Dallas Cook @Zwafty]

Kissed 2 dudes tonight i'd say it was well spent

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@EricHorler https://t.co/2cITGKUj7J

[Dallas Cook @Zwafty]

I have worn this poncho 4 Halloweens in a row now at this point it's tradition

[Dallas Cook @Zwafty]

Devin: I threw 3 nades hurt and distracted them Me: Yeah but 2 of those nades fucking hit me and you didn't call out you were throwing them.

[Funimation @Funimation]

@Cobratate These hands are rated E for Everyone

[Dallas Cook @Zwafty]

@EricHorler NEW MISSION! I want you to blow up... THE OCEAN!

[Dallas Cook @Zwafty]

Does anyone else look for things to snack on while they are cooking or is that just me.

[Dallas Cook @Zwafty]

Just opened a fortune cookie with no fortune in it, am I gonna die?

[Dallas Cook @Zwafty]

Okay so I understand you can't feed gremlins after midnight but like what about the different time zones?

[Dallas Cook @Zwafty]

Everything in the world is either a potato or isn't a potato.