Van_Damn

Gym bro| Caffeine addict| Project Management x Finance💰x Gadgets |

[Van_Damn @_0bby_]

You could be chilling among Malawians/Zambians and still make sense of the conversations, the tone and accent is even almost the same🤯🤯🤯

[Lightskinned Lozi 💋🇿🇲 @Munalula91]

I have mastered how to be alone, it’s the nyele part that cooks you…😩😭…

[Maybe: Papi Women Neglecter vol 5 @JuicegawdinPriv]

Barack ain’t have niggas hitting the Swanton Bomb off the couch 🤷🏽‍♂️

[Van_Damn @_0bby_]

Yep been weeks no pre-workout, first 2 weeks are crazy but after that you will be good.

[Avi @FitnessEmpiree]

fitness fam: any gym goers here still working out with no pre-workout or energy drinks?

[Van_Damn @_0bby_]

This gives Homelander x Soldier boy vibes because where is this boy’s mother.

[Daily Mail Sport @MailSport]

Cristiano Ronaldo and his lookalike son posed for a playful snap on the beach🏖️

The father of five poked fun at his teen son in the caption of the Instagram photo, writing 'not yet!' as he compared their frames.

[Van_Damn @_0bby_]

Spiderman was not all that,
The Odyssey though 🔥🔥🔥.
fire movie that one, Nolan out Nolaned himself.

[Van_Damn @_0bby_]

Spiderman tickets for today’s showing in the evening are sold out all different movie houses closer to me. The sites are even slow because of too much traffic.🤯🤯🤯

[Van_Damn @_0bby_]

@lizzdanti Yep and beef aswell.

[Van_Damn @_0bby_]

Sadza ne beans is always goated

[TeamFuloZim/Global @TeamFuloZim]

Thursday dinners @TeamFuloZim

Sadza / Isitshwala
Bean Stew

[Van_Damn @_0bby_]

@Bakari_sibanda My go to meal. Panotozomboiswa zvi cheese aswell or salad depending with my mood.

[Van_Damn @_0bby_]

Chihure😭😭

[Dear Self. @Dearme2_]

People that stopped taking alcohol, what did you replace it with??

[Van_Damn @_0bby_]

Spiderman tickets for today’s showing in the evening are sold out all different movie houses closer to me. The sites are even slow because of too much traffic.🤯🤯🤯

[Van_Damn @_0bby_]

Assembled a perfume collection a year or so ago, still have a bunch left and about to add a few summer scents because i have to smell edible always.

[Van_Damn @_0bby_]

Lies!!

[D🪿 @Devsthetix]

Gym things no one talks about:

Once you start lifting weights you no longer are attracted to someone who doesn’t

[𝐋𝐄𝐗𝐈𝐄 🍒 @itslexinthecity]

aye. why niggas be wanting to keep your panties ? like ???? what’s that about

[Wayward🧸 @Hustleorbeg7]

Knowing you don’t give men money and you’re texting me is crazy.

[Van_Damn @_0bby_]

Thats the only way to know you are reaching your protein goals😂😂😂

[Mandla Tovey Jivindava @MandlaJivindava]

Are you guys also farting non stop 💨 or its just me?🥱

[Van_Damn @_0bby_]

So Shumba ine Edzi?

[Complex @Complex]

Photographer captures lion with the most gorgeous curly hair 🦁

@silent_whispers.photography

[Van_Damn @_0bby_]

“Take 2” proceeds to take 3 tables + energy drink…

[refilwe🫦 @mofo_refilwe]

“ this medication may lead to drowsiness “ 😍

[Van_Damn @_0bby_]

Proper mountain bike cost from R8K to +R90k, the only thing standing between me and mountain biking is the cost + maintanance costs, otherwise i wouldnt get anything below R8k brand new for entry level bikes.

[𝐇𝐀𝐁𝐈𝐋𝐄 @sthedoingtingss]

When did bicycles become expensive? 😭😭

[Van_Damn @_0bby_]

@marita_culita But both can agree on certain things ie temptations & harm done to people to a certain extent to prove a point.🤯🤯

[Van_Damn @_0bby_]

The most mind blowing part is learning that Satan & God actually have conversations. I mean why not iron out the issues while at it and everyone wins ???

[Altine Kasire @altinekasre1]

There's a conversation in the Bible where Satan admits there are some people he can't touch... and almost nobody talks about it.

[Van_Damn @_0bby_]

What she said!! doesnt make sense how we equate dating & being in a relationship, not the same thing by any defination.

[Miriro @Pettty_Labellle]

The problem in zim is we use a lot of terminology we don't fully understand. Dating is not a relationship. It's that stage where you are getting to know someone, hanging out so you see if you can be in a rship with someone. But some of us use those words interchangebly.