macey🧸

big fan of jerma (she/they)

[no @zedonarrival]

i went to the ny liberty game tonight and they welcomed bobby’s actor from the sopranos with a tiktok fan edit

[vic 🤍 hiatus @blueistblur]

tweets that have had me crying for 10 minutes straight

[chicken boy 🐓 @badrechicken]

just got the scariest reply of my life

[ash @tripnf4ll]

i like when spongebob calls him “gare bear” 🐌

[✽tink✽ (fun police) @arcanecovet]

https://t.co/K58pZvyngQ

[Got CTE from playing Peek-a-Boo @doulbedoink]

Medieval coworker during the black plague: yea there’s definitely something going around

[Miku @HatsuneMiku]

Victory Royale…

[James @exhaustdata]

I’m telling everyone that Cocteau Twins is Christmas music. They could be singing about Santa you don’t know

[Populism Updates @PopulismUpdates]

Hunter Biden riding the Green Goblin glider through the White House

[miles (mpp) @goldmanbear]

If you send me an email through X, I am sending you back a virus the likes of which has not been seen since the Bubonic Plague

[ju @jubserk]

auuuum auuuummmmm auuuuuuuum

[R #TrinityFC @ri6nee]

daily affirmations
1. i am goated
2. i can post on instagram it's okay
3. no one is out to get me

[devin 🎱 @fartpog]

saw this guy and said Ew ew ew ew ew ew ugly and then felt so bad i cried and bought him

[chloe @chloes_posts]

Hey did anyone else get this one