Adri

android engineer // el paso, texan in minnesota // I want the revolution AND the revelation

[(No) Signal @NopeSignal]

Zohran is doing WHAT to Trump?!?!?!?!?

[Jane Altoids @staticbluebat]

In 2026 we get health information from They Might Be Giants instead of the FDA

[FactPost @factpostnews]

The White House Correspondents' Dinner award for excellence in presidential news coverage by a visual journalist has been awarded to Andrew Harnik.

Last year, Harnik photographed Trump standing carelessly as an Oval Office guest suffered a medical emergency right next to him.

[kicole nidman @ferald_gord]

a little carried away? a little carried away?? he killed hundreds of thousands of people!

[ettingermentum @ettingermentum]

Yeah he’s gone

[j aubrey 🤠 @jaubreyYT]

I’m sorry what

[Acyn @Acyn]

Trump: That is why tonight, to show how much I care about the press and I want to save your ratings, I am pleased to announce my intention to, and this is somewhat of a scoop, my intention to run for a fourth term as president. I won 3 times.

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Reporter: You're talking about blowing up civilian power plants and bridges. Much of the civilized world would consider that a war crime. Do you?

Trump: I won't respond to that question. Who are you with?

Reporter: The New York Times.

Trump: I figured so, the failing New York Times.

[Acyn @Acyn]

Reporter: Isn’t there concern that this slippery slope to socialism inevitably ends up as full-blown communism?

AOC: I mean, no. I think that’s very silly. We can’t even raise the minimum wage. Do they really think communism is going to happen? No. They’re trying to scare people because they don’t want us talking about the fact that we all have a right to health care.

So they want to call everything they don’t like communist because if people actually wake up to the fact that their elected officials are screwing them over when they get here, they’re going to realize they deserve better and that health care as a right isn’t crazy. They want to call this stuff communist because they don’t want us to realize that the rest of the developed world has guaranteed health care. They want to call it communist because they don’t want you to know that Germany, Italy, the UK, Canada—everybody else—has it better than us, and we spend the most money for the worst care in the developed world.

[Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @ReichlinMelnick]

CRAZY story.

- Immigration judge grants man "voluntary departure," saying he must leave by June 11.
- Man buys plane ticket for June 10, asks ICE to release him so he can board. ICE says no. He misses the plane.
- ICE says he has a deportation order because he failed to depart.

[Acyn @Acyn]

GIllibrand: So essentially you're asking for literally $1.5 trillion for a war that President Trump said he already won?

[Sam Stein @samstein]

Trump is telling the story about beating jon ossoff when he first ran for Congress. The issue is, Trump told this story about 15 minutes ago.

[Reggie B. @reggiebblue]

Don Lemon: Who else was also gay?

Hunter Biden: I'm already in enough lawsuits Don. Are you asking me if Josh Hawley is gay? Are you asking me if Stephen Miller is gay? Are you asking me if Speaker Johnson is gay?

[FactPost @factpostnews]

Elizabeth Stein, Epstein survivor, recounts meeting with Todd Blanche:

"Rather than listening to survivors and engaging seriously with the evidence, Blanche dismissed many of our questions, provided inaccurate and misleading info, and would not give us the slightest indication he believed in investigative leads in the Files."

[Abigail Jackson 🇺🇸 @abigailmarone]

My husband after trying to make an interior decorating decision.

[Hollywood Deals @LocalDingus]

my uncle was forced to twerk at gunpoint in Roku City

[Gabrielle Drolet @gabrielledrolet]

this is why jesus said so much stuff about knowing thy neighbours btw

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Sen. @Ossoff: You are requesting $68B for the department, correct?

Hegseth: $67 billion.

Ossoff: And yesterday, US forces struck Iran.

Hegseth: Yes.

Ossoff: Nearly 5 months ago, you said Iran's military was "destroyed" and "made combat ineffective." Was that accurate?

[Maia Bittner @maiab]

the new golden handcuffs is grandfathered in permission to work remotely

[junie b. jonestown @elizabethbelsky]

Nothing can be better than the IMAX in LA where before a showing of Interstellar they made a big deal out of explaining that Nolan had personally sat in every seat to ensure that the projection quality was 100% and then when the screening started it was projected upside down ☠️